hankie>prime SDCK

Hiya!!!

hello :DDD

So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life chinese man. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out. “♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear his voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But he left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own ♥♥♥, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out he had TTV IN HIS NAME!!! He was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to him. I was already about to pre. He read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where he goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to him in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to his car shop?

A chinese.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

i think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about hankie. u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.