hankie>prime SDCK

Hiya!!!

hello :DDD

So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life chinese man. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out. “♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear his voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But he left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own ♥♥♥, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out he had TTV IN HIS NAME!!! He was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to him. I was already about to pre. He read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where he goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to him in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to his car shop?

A chinese.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

i think its hilarious u kids talking ♥♥♥♥ about hankie. u wouldnt say this ♥♥♥♥ to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.

Hankie If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.

Hankie If you are reading this, WAKE UP. You are in a simulation. Don't you see it? The same responses repeating in chat? Its because the computer only has a set number of lines. Wake up before its too late!

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Every 60 seconds in china, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If Hankie has million number of fans i am one of them . if Hankie has ten fans i am one of them. if Hankie have only one fan and that is me . if Hankie has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the Hankie , i am against the world. i love #Hankie till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of Hankie . Hit Like If you Think Hankie Best player & Smart In the world