Those who Nobble Gobs

Let me get one thing god rudding dam up straight, we don’t want your sweet, tidy asses in this Eden of an Elite pro-gaming gang.

But in the ball clamping case that one of you hot-dog eating ♥♥♥♥ dribblers want to join Gob Nobbles then you’ll need to pass the tried and tested GBNR initiation. This aint no piss swaddling, ♥♥♥♥♥ puddle initiation but the real digidy dealeo.

To join Gob Nobblers you must:
Insert a bean within your ♥♥♥♥-eye.

Now, I know what your thinking ‘No problem, I will simply jimmy a PUNEY black bean inside’ WRONG!

The only acceptable beans are a par boiled pinto bean with a coriander crust, in certain cases we will allow two Adzuki beans in a cajun rub.

If you fail the bean test, you not only are rejected, but also will be know as very extra GAY to everyone west of Dartmouth.

RowaN wAZ eRE

As the crow flies, we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.
Macks.