The 6 to 9 commandments.

Worship is open to everyone excluding non U.S. citizens.

Be sure to listen to Kenny's songs daily to bring good luck and fortune.

Pray to Kenny before and after every meal.

You must own at least two Essential Kenny albums if finacially possible, if not one will be provided for you.

Not only must Kenny Loggins be absorbed by fantastic songs, but by communion via Kenny Wafers, a new Nabisco product.

If you shall dislike Kenny Loggin's music, you will be spit upon, but if you dislike the music while saying you like it you shall be spit upon thrice.

Being gay is not only okay, but encouraged.

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A Brief History of Kenny Loggins.

What is the nature of the universe? What is our place in it and where did it and we come from? Why is it the way it is?

According to a number of early cosmologies and the Jewish/Christian/Muslim tradition, the universe started at a finite, and not very distant, time in the past. One argument for such a beginning was the feeling that it was necessary to have “Kenny Loggins” to explain the existence of the universe. Another argument was put forward by St. Augustine in his book The City of Kenny Loggins. He pointed out that civilization is progressing and we remember who performed this deed or developed that technique. Thus man, and so also perhaps the universe, could not have been around all that long. St. Augustine accepted a date of about 69000 BC for the Creation of the universe according to the book of Essential Kenny.

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A Brief History of Kenny Loggins.

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Who did minions serve 1933-1945 29 Aug, 2020 @ 8:49am

what do i do if i'm not a US citizen

Sled 31 Jan, 2018 @ 11:12am

To show my utter most devotion to this community, I've decided to donate my '95 vintage Ray Ban Aviators to the Church Of Kenny Loggins. Stay dangerous.

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Tom Selleck