Barracks of the Doltish 'First and Only' Bavarianisches Baboonisches Disabilities' Regiment

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Don't expect us to hold the line seriously. We'll certainly run in little circles, wave our arms and shout at our charging opponents and kick-dance the cancan at the perfectly ranked enemy firing line. Not mentioning our exceptional piping skills.
Unlimited supplies of white flags are ensured while our monkeys will certainly hand out all the cheese.

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Yes, we (try to) play Mount & Blade: Warbands / Napoleonic Wars.