Q: I see you have some gear.
A: That's not a question.

Q: I see you have some gear, i would trade for it.
A: Still not a question and it's not Bartertown here.

Q: You have gear i'm interested in, would you trade for it?
A: Finally, a clever one. No, i won't trade.

Q: Is that because you have a use for your tradables?
A: No, i have no use for them.

Q: If you won't use your tradable items in whatsoever way why won't you trade them?
A: Having tradable items doesn't necessarily imply you HAVE to trade them.

Q: But i'd offer a good trade, why won't you trade with me?
A: I'm not interested in what you can offer me; in fact i don't give a single ♥♥♥♥ about what advantageous terms your trade offer contains.

Q: But, but... you're probably missing on excellent offers, would that not sway you to trade still?
A: Certainly not.

Q: Why, oh why?
A: For the sake of inane RAEG. By the way, you've started to froth at the mouth.

Q: You're a ♥♥♥♥!
A: Still not a question...