OH GOD.

DOORS.

ONE WORD? DOORS.

LOOK AT THESE MAMMOTHFUDGERS. I'D COPULATE WITH A DOOR EVEN IF IT CHIPPED MY GENITALS INTO A MUSHY MASS. I'D MANIPULATE THEM IN SUCH A WAY AS TO CREATE A SPLINTERLY STRUCTURE BY ATTEMPTING COITUS WITH IT SO HARD. WHAT'S BEHIND THAT DOOR NEO? NO-ONE CARES. EVEN IF I CAN ONLY SHOW YOU THE DOOR, IT'S A DOOR.

REMEMBER THE MANTRA. IF IT'S A DOOR, WHO NEEDS MORE?

WHY? BECAUSE DOORS ARE ALL THAT MATTERS, THAT'S WHY! IT'S A DOOR EAT DOOR WORLD.

I WOULD EXCHANGE MY LIFE SAVINGS JUST TO BEAR WITNESS TO A DOOR DEVOUR ANOTHER DOOR.

DOOR² .

DOOR ON DOOR VIOLENCE.

LIKE A HATE CRIME BUT LESS SOCIALLY UNACCEPTABLE.

BUT ENOUGH OF THAT.

DOORS. THAT IS ALL.