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9 27 May, 2020 @ 10:33am

मैं उन नाइजर से नफरत करता हूं जो कष्टप्रद हैं और घड़ियाल शक्ति का समर्थन करते हैं।

Moskva 20 Dec, 2018 @ 11:33pm

I WAS TRICKED!
THE OWNER IS A DISGUSTING FURRY

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15 Mar, 2016 @ 1:03pm

THE MAN WOULD KNEEL OVER THE CHILD'S CRIB, VOMITTING OUT THE CHOCOLATE CANDY HE HAD INGESTED BUT ONE NIGHT BEFORE. HE KNEW IT WAS TAINTED BUT HE DID NOT CARE, HE DID IT FOR MOTHERLAND. THE CHILD CRIED AND SO DID HE AS WAVES UPON WAVES OF BROWN LIQUID RUSHED FORTH FROM HIS UNENDING STOMACHE AND FAULTY DIGESTIVE TRACT.
IT WAS A BAPTISM IN UNHOLY CHOCOLATE FOR THE CHILD THAT HE LEARNED THE SECRET TO END THE UNNATURAL HORROR, HE TURNED TO THE MOTHER OF THE CHILD. AS SHE WAS RUSHING TO STOP THE NOW APPARENT RITUAL. SHE WAS QUICKLY IMPACTED WITH THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON. DEAD ON ARRIVAL OF MILITARY FORCES AS SUCH AN ABILITY IS UNHEARD OF IN THIS CONCENTRATION CAMP. THE CHILD QUICKLY GREW AS IT LEARNED THE ABILITY TO USE THE VOMIT AS AN ENERGY SOURCE. GOD NEVER KNEW THE POWER OF THE CHOCOLATE CANDY.