The GREATEST CULT for the GREATEST GAME of all time!

It goes without saying of course, that Wild Animal Racing is not only the greatest video game that has ever been made - it is the greatest video game that CAN ever be made. It is the Godhead pinnacle of divine perfection, flowing through the multiverse, made manifest in the form of not "a" game, but THE Game: Wild Animal Racing. There is no room for improvement when you start with perfection. And what is the perfect game without a CULT of idolizing zealots to worship it in all it's divine glory? BLASPHEMY! That's what.

Don't be an evil, defiling blasphemer. JOIN the Cult of Wild Animal Racing NOW!

(PS If you have yet to be Touched by the GLORY of Wild Animal Racing, then you are in luck, friend! Your life can be turned around NOW! Just click on "Wild Animal Racing" under "Associated Games" and prepeare your soul for transedence)

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Mark your calendars: Annual W.A.R. Orgy / Bake sale 2022!

25 January, 2022 - Penguin Apocalypse | 0 Comments

March 7, 2016. The day that changed the world. The clouds parted, humanity looked up to the heavens and the great prophet PAUL BIRD descended and delivered unto us the instrument of our SALVATION...

WILD ANIMAL RACING

To mark this momentous occasion, we'll be holding our annual orgy / bake sale to raise funds for the cult. Donations can be made by buying extra copies of WILD ANIMAL RACING for all your friends / family / boss at work / random stranger on the street to help spread the word!

Tournament will take place online at 8pm EST. Dress code is business casual / hardcore BDSM, clothing optional.

Only initiates with a WILD ANIMAL RACING ENLIGHTENMENT SCORE of 100 or more will be admitted, although new initiates are welcome to cuckhold / spectate.

Not sure how to calculate your WILD ANIMAL RACING ENLIGHTENMENT SCORE? Read the HOLY TEXTS:
https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2716639899

Dairy and gluten free ginger cookies and lube will be served until late.

PS. If anyone knows how to get this event to show in the events tab, let me know. For some reason Steam seems to hide orgies I enter from the "Events" tab for some reason. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The instant I opened WILD ANIMAL RACING I became enlightened

11 January, 2022 - Penguin Apocalypse | 0 Comments

You can, too! 👍 (But you have to join THE CULT).

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"I will be reviewing all kinds of games to see if they are Wild Animal Racing. Nothing else matters. Food. Sleep. Oxygen. Sex... Meaningless. Wild Animal Racing is ALL. It is the Alpha and the Omega."

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