1. Realize that Wild Animal Racing is the godhead crystalization of perfection slicing across all layers of the multiverse. Realize that this guide must immediately be rated 5 stars (NOW!) because of this fact.

2. Finding that the unenlightened around you don't understand that WILD ANIMAL RACING must be WORSHIPPED, you need to find a CULT of other spiritually enlightened TRUTH seekers. That's why you're going to join the CULT of WILD ANIMAL RACING (<--- Click here NOW!) and immediately rate this guide 5 stars (RIGHT NOW!). Taking part in our annual ORGY on March 6 (the date W.A.R. rose to show us the shining path to freedom) is also highly encouraged!

3. Your only meaning in this existence is to PLAY WILD ANIMAL RACING, and RECRUIT for THE CULT. You can start immediately by rating this guide as five stars (IMMEDIATELY).

A simple formula to calculate the your worth as a human is to take the number of hours you have played WILD ANIMAL RACING and multiply it by the number of people you have recruited to THE CULT of WILD ANIMAL RACING. This is your WILD ANIMAL RACING ENLIGHTENMENT SCORE.

When two people meet, the one with the highest ENLIGHTENMENT SCORE automatically wins. At everything. PAUL BIRD (hallowed be His name) is rumoured to have a WILD ANIMAL RACING ENLIGHTENMENT SCORE of over 9,000,000,000! We're sure that as soon as PAUL (hallowed be His name) sees this guide, he'll immediately rate it 5 stars, just like you. (NOW) (IMMEDIATELY!)