~ DIFFICULTY ~

🔲 My 90-year-old grandma could play it
✅ Easy
🔲 Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 Dark Souls
🔲 Understanding Dark Souls' story

~ GRAPHICS ~

🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game
✅ Good (nothing special)
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

~ MUSIC ~

🔲 Bad
🔲 Not special
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful
✅ Masterpiece

~ Gameplay ~
🔲 Try not to get addicted
✅ Very good
🔲 Good
🔲 Nothing special
🔲 Bad
🔲 very Bad

~ Audience ~

🔲 Kids
🔲 Teens
✅ Adults

~ STORY ~
🔲 Not important in this kind of games
🔲 Bad
🔲 Text or Audio floating around
🔲 Average
🔲 Good
✅ Lovely

~ PRICE ~

🔲 Free
🔲 Cheap
🔲 Acceptable price
✅ Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

~ REQUIREMENTS ~

🔲 You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Potato pc
✅ Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer

~ LENGTH ~

🔲 Very Short (0 - 4 hours)
🔲 Short (4 - 10 hours)
✅ Average (10-30 hours)
🔲 Long (30-50 hours) (if you go for everything in the game)
🔲 Extremely long (50-100+ hours)
🔲 No ending

~ FUN ~

🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Actually pretty amusing
🔲 The kind of fun you'll remember
✅ Ride of your life

~ REPLAYABILITY ~

🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
🔲 tens of times
✅ Definitely
🔲 Infinitely repayable

~ Bugs ~
✅ Never heard of
🔲 Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 ARK: Survival Evolved
🔲 the game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

~ WORTH BUYING ~

🔲 No
🔲 Wait for sale
✅ Yes

Yoko Taro will say everything is meaningless then waste your meaningless time by making you play the sloppiest game of all time 5 times in a row to see a different 5 seconds ending cutscene. Truly the best shîtposter of all times, i can only applaude.

Still i highly recommend it as the fishing game included inside Nier Replicant is vastly superior to the actual game and not a waste of your time, no fishing games are a waste of time, in fact God created life so humans can experience the joys of digital fishing simulations.

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