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89 項成就（47 項稀有）

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成就（74）

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

67.6%

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

62.0%

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

56.5%

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

53.1%

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

48.9%

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

48.7%

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

46.3%

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

46.2%

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

37.2%

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

36.3%

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

34.3%

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

33.7%

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

32.1%

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

32.0%

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

31.6%

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

31.6%

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

28.1%

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

28.1%

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

25.2%

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

22.0%

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

21.8%

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

20.1%

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

20.0%

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

19.8%

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

19.1%

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

18.7%