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R. Kelly's Protege

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
67,6 %
Friend of Dorothy

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
62,0 %
Well, aren't YOU a badass

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
56,5 %
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
53,1 %
Duck Dynasty

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
48,9 %
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
48,7 %
Officer McLovin'

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
46,3 %
Here, Wilfred

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
46,2 %
It's sterile and I like the taste

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
37,2 %
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
36,3 %
C U Next Tuesday

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
34,3 %
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
33,7 %
Finkle IS Einhorn!

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
32,1 %
Lieberman is our Leader!

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
32,0 %
Fur Sure!

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
31,6 %
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
31,6 %
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
28,1 %
Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
28,1 %
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
25,2 %
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
22,0 %
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
21,8 %
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
20,1 %
Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
20,0 %
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
19,8 %
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
19,1 %
Workin' for the Weekend

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
18,7 %