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True Game Truths' Curated Game Curation, helping you navigate the digital minefield of hot garbage that is this tired industry in dire need of a crash.

Popular reviews

Free to Play

Recommended 24 May, 2017

“Göddamn shame it's some kind of filthy-äss marketplace for selling texture files, but it's some good-äss CS, after all. And it's free? Even fuçking better. Get on the highway to the Danger Zone.”

HK$ 399.00

Recommended 10 December, 2020

“Rough edges & tech. issues should be patched out (no Toggle Aim? Use Key instead of Melee for stealth kills? Wut?), but fuçk, does this deliver on dem cyperpunk themes. Bethshït this ain't. Jack in.”

Recommended 21 December, 2017

“An exciting singleplayer mode, an expansive world, a stunning level of detail, and a multiplayer mode that really delivers on the brand's "rags-to-bïtches" criminal empire fantasy. But no tït sliders?”

HK$ 48.40

Recommended 21 December, 2017

“The multiplayer that Dragon's Dogma should've had. Tons of production value. Also, jiggle physics in tïts, ässes, AND thighs. THIS is next-gen. The best waifu generation technology on Steam. T H I C C”

-60%

HK$ 308.00

HK$ 123.20

Recommended 24 May, 2017

“The most surprising element of NieR: Automata is that it makes people think they actually liked the original Nier. Also, dayum, gurl, dat android's got it goin' on.”

-80%

HK$ 199.00

HK$ 39.80

Recommended 22 March, 2022

“A good-äss bro-operative Adventure game of crime & revenge that completely fuçking falls apart when it turns into a competitive shooter. Lots of choices to make; plenty of action & humour.”

HK$ 129.00

Recommended 23 May, 2017

“Chill and laid back when driving with WASD; tense, pulse-pounding and atmospheric when the difficulty's turned up and driving with a wheel and pedals. Multiplayer mod linked in full review URL.”

-40%

HK$ 148.00

HK$ 88.80

Recommended 13 June, 2020

“Took them fuçking long enough. Chie best girl. (Contains Denuvo malware; hope they patch that shït out.) Psychedelic murder mystery shenanigans aplenty, kinda like some weeb-äss Scooby-Doo.”

HK$ 156.00

Recommended 3 July, 2017

“They're not kidding around. No hand-holding here. Dark in tone, subject matter, atmosphere, and with chilling art direction. Also, Workshop Support; plenty of tasty waifus. List in Full Review link.”

HK$ 129.00

Recommended 20 December, 2018

“The folks what made the real Rainbow Six and Ghost Recon games back in the day have returned to make a game worthy of those names, instead of the DLC storefront bullshït Ubicrap keeps shovelling out.”

Recent reviews

HK$ 95.00

Recommended 2 January

“Seeing as how Rockstar won't make another Bully game any time soon (and cancelled Bully 2 and patched a Bully reference out of GTA IV), this will have to do.”

HK$ 125.00

Recommended 31 December, 2023

“Weird-äss indie dev makes Max Payne fangame that feels more Remedy than anything Remedy made post Max Payne 2.”

HK$ 156.00

Recommended 25 December, 2023

“Adorable 1950s white woman solves crimes while being fine as a motherfuçker.”

Recommended 24 December, 2023

“Celebrate when Western Animation still had something to offer and take the pïss out of the Corporate Rat in this hardboiled 2.5D DOS-äss shooter with style, that isn't just pixelshït memes.”

HK$ 125.00

Recommended 3 July, 2023

“Promising as hell Early Access space sim. Looks to do what Star Citizen can't and Elite Dangerous won't. Hope it gets finished, and female player characters. Spess waifus bess waifus.”

HK$ 125.00

Recommended 1 July, 2023

“Seal your helmet and grab your wrench. Charming physics-based vehicle building game with co-op support and a nice celshaded art style IN SPACE. Price is a bit of a recycled pïsstake, though.”

HK$ 119.00

Recommended 30 June, 2023

“Better than anything 'Wario Land' could be by simple virtue of not featuring that shît-tier character. Evokes animated series from the '90s and bothers to have a creative audiovisual identity.”

HK$ 20.00

Recommended 18 March, 2023

“Minimalist tower-defence base-building resource-management game. Seems promising enough.”

HK$ 109.00

Recommended 22 December, 2022

“Tries to be funny without trying too hard or tryharding, and that's commendable.”

-15%

HK$ 35.00

HK$ 29.75

Recommended 29 July, 2022

“Motherfuçking Re-Volt is back, son! Re-released and with a tiny price. Cult classic turn-of-the-millennium combat racer with track editor and Dreamcast/3DFX-era style.”

Specials

Recommended 21 December, 2017

-60%

HK$ 308.00

HK$ 123.20

Recommended 24 May, 2017

“The most surprising element of NieR: Automata is that it makes people think they actually liked the original Nier. Also, dayum, gurl, dat android's got it goin' on.”

-80%

HK$ 199.00

HK$ 39.80

Recommended 22 March, 2022

“A good-äss bro-operative Adventure game of crime & revenge that completely fuçking falls apart when it turns into a competitive shooter. Lots of choices to make; plenty of action & humour.”

-40%

HK$ 148.00

HK$ 88.80

Recommended 13 June, 2020

“Took them fuçking long enough. Chie best girl. (Contains Denuvo malware; hope they patch that shït out.) Psychedelic murder mystery shenanigans aplenty, kinda like some weeb-äss Scooby-Doo.”

-70%

HK$ 148.00

HK$ 44.40

Recommended 11 June, 2018

“Holy fuçk, they're finally bothering to make PC versions of these? Took 'em long enough.”

-70%

HK$ 148.00

HK$ 44.40

Recommended 17 August, 2021

“The Dragon of Dojima has to head back to the city to kick the bïtch ässes of some punk motherfuçkers who thought they could screw over the kids at his orphanage. Make them pay... for the children.”

-85%

HK$ 348.00

HK$ 52.20

Recommended 26 June, 2020

“Waifu Souls opens with your character regaining consciousness, looking at a massive pair of barely-covered animu tïts, and being told that "everyone everywhere is thirsty." Easily 2019's best game.”

-50%

HK$ 158.00

HK$ 79.00

Recommended 17 November, 2017

“Another effortless re-release from Capcom, but hey, it's motherfuçkin' Okami. HD killer7 when?? (EDIT: Holy fuçking shït, the bastärds managed to do it. killer7 IS ON STEAM NOW)”

-84%

HK$ 228.00

HK$ 36.48

Recommended 24 May, 2017

“Madeleine is the topwaifu.”

-80%

HK$ 139.00

HK$ 27.80

Recommended 6 June, 2020

“At long last, all the content we got screwed out of the first time finally makes its way to Steam. Many have reported technical issues (mine's fine) & it requires EAids' malware client launcher thing.”

-85%

HK$ 187.00

HK$ 28.05

Recommended 11 February, 2018

“Early Access but seems promising. If you enjoy subjegating the working class as much as you should, then brother, Industry won't be all that's rising. Keep the proletariat in its place.”

-80%

HK$ 199.00

HK$ 39.80

Recommended 26 December, 2020

“Not to be confused with Need for Speed 3: Hot Pursuit, Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2, or original version of Burnout presents Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 3. The latter, rereleased. Requires Whörigin.”

-67%

HK$ 288.00

HK$ 95.04

Recommended 28 May, 2020

“Glad this 2011 game came out at all & a PC version, too. Mouse feels odd, but it's a slow-paced dialogue-focused adventure game, so it's manageable. Regular folks try to survive a disaster. Will you?”

-80%

HK$ 139.00

HK$ 27.80

Recommended 3 November, 2017

“Like S.T.A.L.K.E.R. but with a greater emphasis on trucks.”

-75%

HK$ 66.00

HK$ 16.50

Recommended 23 May, 2017

“Begin the monotonous journey from small farmer to industry-leading argricultural expert! From barley to sugar cane, from cows to sheep, maybe even the occasional tree. But still no John Deere!”

-60%

HK$ 139.00

HK$ 55.60

Recommended 21 June, 2020

“"Resident Evil 4 in space" with heavy inspiration from the first Alien movie. Great atmosphere, good gibbing, still holds up. The tipping point of EAids' fall. The DLC overload would follow.”

-60%

HK$ 89.00

HK$ 35.60

Recommended 19 January, 2018

“Begin the journey from small farmer to industry-leading agricultural equipment. From barley to sugar cane, from cows to sheep, maybe even the occasional tree. But still no John Deere. Great game.”

-75%

HK$ 139.00

HK$ 34.75

Recommended 6 June, 2020

“Even EAids' meddling and cutting out more than 50% of the story couldn't prevent this atmospheric hardcore parkour game from having a great sense of speed, style, & heart. First-person hugs. Love it.”

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True Game Truths' Chosen Game Choices

Stuff we actually like, in spite of everything. Some are objectively good. Some are notoriously bad. But all have a special place in the holes where our hearts used to be.

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True Game Truths' Wifeable Game Waifus

Fine ässes. Thicc thighs. Fat animé tiddies. Sometimes it takes more than those (and a decent physics engine) to make a game any good. Here are some worthwhile waifu simulators with actual gameplay.