Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Heavy Thinker
99 Comments
Eliphand 6 Jun @ 8:04pm 
this one is just heavy sitting.
DarkConch The Diabolical 6 Oct, 2022 @ 2:41pm 
If in the outro heavy said, "You are dead, no big surprise." This taunt would be perfect.
Aussie-REX 22 Aug, 2022 @ 3:38am 
"Do not do it! If you kill him, he will die!" -The Soldier
jerma (evil) 26 Jun, 2022 @ 6:41pm 
100% need this, heavy is in desperate need of a good static taunt plus smart heavy needs much better rep
kyokie 22 Oct, 2021 @ 6:45pm 
me when i think
Örmen 27 May, 2021 @ 3:33am 
Amazing, although a tiny detail is that the outro could be a little slower to make it more smooth.
ArandomUsername 8 May, 2021 @ 6:56pm 
the thing is heavy is really smart, and this will fit him
ShrekxHltler 5 May, 2021 @ 10:17am 
fits heavy's character a lot and is simple yet good
Squigglecorn665 25 Mar, 2021 @ 2:46am 
heavy think about what his gonna have for lunch
RockOwl- Hates RNG 13 Feb, 2021 @ 4:10pm 
maybe instead of just thinking, he's also cleaning his mini gun? everyone else is drinking and reading something
The Don Juan of Acapulco 5 Jan, 2021 @ 12:25pm 
The box does infact fit in TF2.
SuperSoulSandwich 23 Sep, 2020 @ 2:34pm 
we need more of the smart heavy, shown in the lore
Apalon 14 Aug, 2020 @ 11:07am 
yes add it.
Mcfighter2 17 Feb, 2020 @ 5:37pm 
I am depressed! How could I fix?
SGT_Gabriel 31 Jul, 2019 @ 3:35am 
AM I A BAD CLASS?
YES YOU ARE
Angri 12 May, 2019 @ 2:34pm 
What
r0nii 12 May, 2019 @ 1:29am 
this taunt is! is.... egh what i am doing here again? egh forget it.
76561198206826095 9 Mar, 2019 @ 2:56pm 
It's perfect the way it is, great job :D
Dr. Useless 18 Nov, 2018 @ 6:21pm 
This is just one of those taunts where you need to stop and think.
marcel 10 Oct, 2018 @ 11:34am 
change the box, doesnt fit tf2
Yoshifly 15 Sep, 2018 @ 4:39am 
What's heavy thinking about?
The other guy  [author] 10 Sep, 2018 @ 10:41am 
@aye Well most of the other contributors are normies, so what can you expect. And thank you. :nekoheart:
Angri 10 Sep, 2018 @ 10:30am 
Im REALLY happy you didn't try to do some stupid communist play on words like a lot of other heavy taunts and cosmetics do. If a normie made this they would have called it "The Soviet Socrates" or some dumb shit that wouldn't make any sense because HEAVY HATES COMMUNISM, read the comics you epic noob gamers
pissman 19 Aug, 2018 @ 10:55am 
I think therefore I am. I'm pink, therefore I'm Spam.
sn0w 15 Jul, 2018 @ 3:53am 
music plays
FireSonic 8 Jul, 2018 @ 11:14pm 
:thonk:
Dracula 1 Jun, 2018 @ 2:44pm 
W H A T D O T H L I F E?!
TheGreen Banana 26 Mar, 2018 @ 2:31pm 
i like that he's sitting on a tf2-ified version of the hl2 supply crate
Leo 3 Jan, 2018 @ 2:50pm 
the name iz greate
Mibble_ (it/its) 29 Dec, 2017 @ 7:38pm 
maybe change the box and it would look great:steamhappy:
Redneck Jesus 8 Dec, 2017 @ 9:35pm 
Come on Valve. We got some nice Cosmetics and Taunts (This one especially) that you can add on a Winter UpDate. Come-on. What do ya say?
Atis 6 Dec, 2017 @ 2:06pm 
We are all waiting!
Red 6 Dec, 2017 @ 1:48pm 
pls valve
WingedBluJ 5 Dec, 2017 @ 11:28pm 
"Is there better way to kill baby men?"
NineVolt 6 Nov, 2017 @ 4:47pm 
hmmm
Super Bag Fumbler 4 Nov, 2017 @ 9:48pm 
To be a Hoovy or not to be a Hoovy, that is the question.
Uncle Ruckus 21 Oct, 2017 @ 10:25am 
Is it like rancho relaxo (that you sit and you can sit as much time as you want) I want it
.. 4 Oct, 2017 @ 9:44pm 
I love this taunt, though I'm curious if it's possible Heavy could sit on his minigun instead of a crate?

I'm sure it'd be a nightmare trying to rig the taunt to work with all of the different designs, but it'd seem less... out of nowhere if he just sat his gun down and sat on it versus pulling a box out of nothing. I'd imagine it'd have the least rigging issues if Heavy sat on the back with the barrel facing forward... although I can already imagine the jokes.

Less of a suggestion than it is a question of feasibility.
Birds in crime 21 Sep, 2017 @ 3:23pm 
n:spycon:
The other guy  [author] 28 Jul, 2017 @ 9:57am 
@Your Computer Thank you. You are pretty good looking as well! :nekoheart:
Popcue 28 Jul, 2017 @ 9:30am 
This is a good looking Taunt,if only he had a thought bubble though.
420Lil_Leo69 23 Jul, 2017 @ 9:33am 
The heavy is thinking about killing people lel. i like it
The Boob 6 Apr, 2017 @ 5:03pm 
nice PUN there tons of fun
Calsalitra 6 Feb, 2017 @ 6:09pm 
This is a fitting taunt, no matter how you see the heavy. If you think he is stupid, he could be contemplating something simple, like what to eat. If you think he is intelligent, then he could be contemplating some philosophical fact. Either way, it fits the heavy, and shows a different side of him.
Atis 20 Dec, 2016 @ 1:12pm 
If this is infinity taunt, I want it! O.O
John Enclave Senior ­MOD 17 Nov, 2016 @ 11:46am 
wats the meaning of life
Sir Gravelpoot 25 Oct, 2016 @ 10:11am 
I really like this. :steamhappy:
Peafoot 7 Sep, 2016 @ 5:03pm 
i like this i give it a thumbs up!
Aruk02 4 Sep, 2016 @ 8:29am 
Like PewDiePie would say: "yeee"
Darklord BloodySoul 31 Jul, 2016 @ 5:32am 
This is quite interesting :D
Even though it is not as exciting and funny as most other taunts on the TF2 Workshop, I really enjoy this one.