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Wobums The Epic Horse - Fast Version

Synopsis

Wobums is the most epic horse that ever lived. Maybe he's not even a horse, but instead the amalgamated essence of awesome. He has existed since before the beginning of time - some Wobumsologists even believe he created time. Wobums is a shape shifting fiend who knows neither fear nor pain. His stamina and speed are unending, and his acute awareness of just how awesome he is makes him truly dangerous. Let's face it, you're not really worthy of his company, but Wobums gets bored from time to time and is willing to share his companionship with you (you lucky dog). Besides, he's actually very nice -- just don't call him a pony, he doesn't like that.

Requirements

In order for the hotkeys to function you'll need to have the latest version of SKSE installed correctly (refer to the documentation provided with it for instructions). For more info on the hotkeys, just scroll on down the page.
http://skse.silverlock.org/


Attributes

Invulnerable to all damage including fall damage
Increased speed
Can sprint forever
Will follow and wait on command
Can shape shift at will
Can carry your items for you
Won't get in your way during a fight
Fuzzy luvy duvy cuteness
Will warm the cockles of your heart
And of course, an awesome name

Versions

Fast version: The original Wobums in his unaltered humble glory. This is the version you're looking at right now.

Slower version: Slows Wobums down a bit if you think he's too fast. To get this version, follow the link:
http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=89056846

Also available on the Skyrim Nexus; it has pretty pictures and an installer that makes your life suck just a little less.
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/8939

Call Wobums

There is a call Wobums spell. It, obviously, calls Wobums to you. "How do I get it?", you ask. "Well, you don't have to do sh*t, actually", I respond. As soon as you start the game with the mod loaded, the spell will be added to your spell list if you don't already have it. If you do already have it because you used a previous version of this mod, then, well, you don't need it because you already have it, so why are you even reading this? Anyway, you can find the spell listed under "powers", and you use it like you would a shout. Cast once to call Wobums to your side, and cast again to tell him to wait -- simple eh? It's important to note (and so I am) that whenever Wobums is currently following you, you should notice another spell in your list called "Wobums is Following". This is important because using this spell will allow you to access Wobums' Preferences.

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_== Preferences ==_
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Appearance

So, you don't like the boring regular black horse look, do you? "No", you respond. "Well STFU I don't have to take crap from you! Haha jk, jk." I reply. To change Wobums' appearance all you need to do is: Step 1 - Open the preferences menu. "How do I do that?", you ask because you obviously haven't been paying attention. All you need to do is use the "Wobums is Following" spell, which will be in your powers list whenever Wobums is following you. The menu will then pop up, and you will then: Step 2 - Select "Appearance", RIGHT? OK. There are three different skins to choose from, seven different armors, and three different saddles. Feel free to mix and match as you please. Or you could just remove all of Wobums' garments and go skinny dipping together. Pleasant.

Hotkeys

It's annoying to have to select and activate the "Call Wobums" or "Wobums is Following" spell every time you want to use them, right? Well then don't. Set up some hotkeys, darn you. To set up the hotkeys for each of these spells you first need to open the preferences menu. "How do I do tha--", you attempt to say before I sucker punch you in the...knee (ha). Read above if you STILL can't open the preferences menu. Select "Settings", and then "Hotkeys". In order to avoid conflicts with other mods, the hotkeys are initially disabled. So now select "Enable Hotkeys" and follow the on screen instructions to your hearts content. Don't worry, you can disable them if you hate it. Again, the hotkey functionality requires the latest version of SKSE to be installed in order for it to work.

Wobums Tracker

Even though you have a call Wobums spell that will get Wobums to you within a minute and thirty seconds, do you still HAVE to know where Wobums is at all times? Do you wake up in the middle of the night frightened and worried that Wobums might leave you forever? Do you feel the need to hunt him down if he doesn't show up fast enough? Is your love of Wobums borderline unethical? First of all: WHOA THERE BUDDY, calm down. Second of all: You can enable or disable a map marker for Wobums whenever you want, so that should satiate your...needs. To activate it just open the preferences and select "Settings", and then "Enable/Disable Wobums Tracker. By default the tracker is disabled.

Saddlebag

Do you carry a lot of shenanigans? Do those damn dragons keep dying and pilling their shenanigans all over the place forcing you to pick up their shenanigans? Do you find yourself so over-encumbered by so many shenanigans all the time that you end up installing mods just to lighten the weight of said shenanigans? Do you see where I'm going? Are you getting really tired of endless questions and the word shenanigans? "Yes", you reply. Awesome. Yeah, Wobums will carry your shenanigans for you in his saddlebag. To access it either 1. Enter sneak mode and then activate Wobums. Or 2. Open the preferences menu and select "Inventory". There. Your shenanigans are stored and you're ready to carry on with more shenanigans.

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Revive

Some people have experienced a strange bug where Wobums randomly dies. Now, if he does somehow die, he will automatically be revived and teleported next to you the next time you use the Call Wobums spell.

Changes

Version2.1: Minor update in preparation for some bigger ones.
-Mod author rose from the dead.
-Mod has (finally) been cleaned with TESVEdit, should prevent any possible mod conflicts.
-Wobums is now essential (this might prevent him from dying randomly) and no longer bleeds.
Version2.2: Another widdle update.
-All textures and meshes are now uniquely named and the textures are tied to the meshes; it is impossible for other mods to conflict with the textures and meshes of Wobums now. Sounds simple, but took forever to do.
-Wobums will now use Bellyache's black horse texture by default (mucho sexy), even if you don't have that mod installed.

Credit

I got the white horse texture from Bellyaches Animal and Creature Pack by Bellyache.
I got the .nif file and template from Frost Horse White Retexture by Wolfsong.
The horse armors come from Horse Armors for Skyrim by mystikhybrid and Gabriel Gullbergh. Thank you for making your excellent mod a resource -- Wobums would give you a hug, but he has no arms.

My Other Mods

Sleeping Tree Sanctuary: Super Awesome Epic house mod made by ElDiabs and I. Try it out, it'll make Wobums proud.
http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/17289

Automatic Item Storage: Allows you to quickly store all your items with a few simple clicks.
http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=15587

Alchemy Ingredient Storage: Adds satchels to every player home that store your ingredients for you.
http://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=8642


If you like this mod, endorse it. If you don't, Wobums will cry. The last time Wobums cried millions of innocent people died. You don't want that on your conscience do you?

Version 2.2