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Military Androids 3: Three-Way Goo

[GLaDOS:] This is also mine, but not for this series; he's pulled it in. Just like him. Let's see if he explained why.

[Preset recording begins.]

[Wheatley:] Good news. I figured out why you might invade a facility through a drain. What if there was some evil company dumping chemicals in it? Might explain how deadly that wat--

[GLaDOS interrupts:] That makes no sense. This test involves all four types of Aperture Science goo -- but these scenarios were supposed to test military scenarios outside! Would normal chemicals let you jump like a trampoline?

If I'd had you invade by the air vents in the last one, HE'D probably think you were there to destroy my neurotoxin gas.

[Wheatley:] ...eren't any lasers in this one, but there's enough turrets to call it a military--

[GLaDOS:] Lasers were never inherent to all the live fire tests!

I can't stand it! That's enough from HIM for a while.

But he IS right that this test will suffice. Just remember, you're not here to clean water.

You're here to kill.