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Jazzpunk - Achievement Guide [VIDEOS]
By Dude Time
How to unlock all achievements in Jazzpunk.
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Category: Achievements
Languages: English
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24 Jun, 2015 @ 10:50am
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Guide Index
Overview
Data Mole 
Saliva Surrogate 
Essence of Pigeon 
Conversationalist 
Serious Degaussing Skills 
Verbal Morality Statute 
Long Distance Charges 
Insurance Premiums Increase 
Face Infectors 
Spongiform Encephalopathy 
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty 
Around The World In 80 Puns 
Hasselhoff In A Pinch 
Heroine Chic 
Polyplegic 
Exume To Consume 
Jacques Voyeur Room: Explorer 
Don't Get Involved 
But She Can Fly... 
DJ Compact Disc 
Clean As A Whistle 
A Kissenger For All Seasons 
Bloody Mary On The Rocks 
Breaking The Mold 
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Data Mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level.
Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs.
Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones.
Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes.
Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park.
Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal.
Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options.
Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop.
Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage.
Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich.
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant.
Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world.
Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool.
Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face.
Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool.
Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand.
Jacques Voyeur Room: Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort.
Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick.
But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight.
DJ Compact Disc
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad.
Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet.
A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions.
Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary.
Breaking The Mold
Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities.
7 Comments
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SODA BARON (PC EDITION) 22 Nov @ 12:21am 
thanks !!
tallbirdlonglegs 10 Aug @ 10:40am 
Fantastic guide, got 100% achievements very easily :^) tyvm!!
Domjita 13 Jun @ 7:59pm 
The code for "Verbal Morality Statute" is 9265
JeeKnee 30 Jun, 2017 @ 1:42pm 
I am having the same issue as Frahd
SomeDunce 30 Jun, 2017 @ 4:44am 
i agree
Frahd Chikun 16 Jun, 2017 @ 4:31pm 
For the Verbal Morality Statute, I typed the exact numbers you did and I got nothing. Did a recent update screw this achievement up?
Diana 12 Oct, 2015 @ 5:39pm 
Thanks for the guide. It really helped a lot! : )