Subscribe to download
CIA's CIA [BNW]

{LINK REMOVED}And do you ACCEPT Steam Workshop's resignation? (alternate download link)



JAGUAR WARRIOR:
Dr. Gandhi, I'm Aztecs.

MUSKETTA MAN:
He wasn't alone.

JAGUAR WARRIOR:
Uhh...you don't get to bring people you've DoFed.

GANDHI:
They have not DoFed me.

MUSKETTA MAN:
Don't worry. No Unit Maintenance for them.

JAGUAR WARRIOR:
And why would I want them?

MUSKETTA MAN:
They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the conquistador. The Horsetta Man.

JAGUAR WARRIOR:
Spain?
...get 'em on board, I'll pray it in.

---

JAGUAR WARRIOR:
The sacrifice plan I just filed with Tezcatlipoca does not list me, my men, or Dr. Gandhi here, but it does list all but one of you!
First one to talk, gets to stay off that carving stone!

Who paid you to grab Dr. Gandhi?!

He didn't die so good! Who wants to try next?!
Tell me about Spain! Why do they kill the natives?!

A lotta loyalty for a Unit bought with Gold!

CORTES:
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would decapitate a man, before ripping out his heart.

JAGUAR WARRIOR:
At least you can talk! Who are you?!

CORTES:
It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan.
No one cared who I was until I crossed the Atlantic.

JAGUAR WARRIOR:
If I knock you off your horse, will you die?

CORTES:
It would cause an extreme case of smallpox.

JAGUAR WARRIOR:
You're a healthy guy...

CORTES:
For you.

JAGUAR WARRIOR:
Was getting caught part of your plan?

CORTES:
Of course!
Dr. Gandhi refused our Open Borders in favor of yours. We are to find out how much Tourism he has.

GANDHI:
Nothing! My Tourism is nothing!

JAGUAR WARRIOR:
Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now, what's the next step of your master plan?!

CORTES:
Crashing this Empire...with no survivors!

---

CORTES:
No! They expect one of us on the altar, sister!

DONA MARIA:
Have we found El Dorado?

CORTES:
Yes. The gold rises.
Calm down, Gandhi! Now's not the time for nukes...that comes later.