Monster Hunter: World

Monster Hunter: World

214 ratings
How to make a girlfriend in Monster Hunter World:Icebourne
By Malum Iudex
You don't.

But in the off chance you manage to find a female in the continent of the new world, here are some tips and tricks to bag you a baddie to hunt with:

Firstly, Shower regularly and brush your teeth.
You will not be able to find love or love someone else if you cannot love yourself first, make personal hygiene a priority in your life, get to the point that it becomes habit as much as it is to boot up monster hunter. Put on deodorant, brush/comb your hair, and take care of yourself, you are worth more than you believe yourself to be worth.

Secondly, Practice socializing.
You won't be able to talk to a girl if you cannot even talk to your parents or siblings or even friends irl, while yes most of us are more than comfortable talking and chatting online, there will be a point that you will be video chatting, upfront even if things go right, you may not smell anymore, but what are you to do if you just stare into a screen? One must be interesting or at the very least carry, lead, and contribute to the conversations of the one you are after or are developing a relation with. We all start somewhere, and normally it is as friends. Go out and talk to your family, to coworkers, to possible customers, learn how to brighten someone's day up so that you may brighten your own day up.

Thirdly, learn to flirt.
Once you no longer smell, and you can socialize appropriately, you will learn how it pick up social cues!
This is by far one of the most CRUCIAL parts of finding a hunting partner in the new world, let alone, one that you may fancy.
You need to make sure your dialogue choices fit any given situation otherwise your reputation will take a toll, no one likes someone that says "I love you" in the first date.

So how do I flirt then?

Be confident, know what you are talking about, always keep politics, religion, weapon choice, and general beliefs outside of conversation, lest it is CRUCIAL that your mate also must have these beliefs, so that you may not put yourself in a relationship that may stagnate.

Be coy, learn when it is appropriate to be coy, give praise when your potential mate defeats a monster in an appropriate amount of time, even if it is horrible, such things as "wow you're so good" or "Amazingly done, that finishing attack was perfectly executed" and if things start to look promising and they have reciprocated, you may try to thrown in something smooth such as "wow you look so good/cute/smart/adorable when you (Insert thing they did in game)"

Be interesting to talk to, not all people like shiny pokemon.

Never use terminology such as:
Babe, baby, hun, hunnie, female, child bearer, dish washer, Fiver, sugar.

Stay away from derogatory terminology, always wait for the female to refer to you first before you try to capitalize on a social cue or possibly intimate situation, it is VITAL.

Fourthly, try to look for someone that is in your league.
We all are well aware of our league, as well as our range, if you have very good self esteem, you should not be in this guide in the first place. Knowing your place ironically is one of the best things you can do, so that you know what to improve upon.
Mastered Hygiene? Mastered Socializing? Mastered Flirting? Now it's time to master hunting. Again, this is looking for a girlfriend in the new world after all, you must master your weapon, so how do you start?

Fight your favorite punching bag. No matter who it may be, getting faster hunt times, improving upon your build if it's going meta or improving upon your niche build, you must improve your hunt time, you are the master of your weapon, you must learn, (Side note, by weapon I do not mean Genitalia you pervert, you know who you are, this is why you need this guide).

You do not need to become a world class speedrunner, merely, improve upon your time, and get good. Search up guides, and learn every input of your weapon, how it is used, why it is used, and when is the best opportunity to use when against monsters.

Fifthly, Diet and health.
This is the big one, the hardest one to start, maintain, and follow up with, be healthy.
As mentioned above, knowing your place and your league will help, but improving upon yourself by touching grass, and maintaining a healthy diet will do nothing more than increase your league, and make you more desirable to all the fifth fleet ladies of the new world.
Remember, this also makes it to where you can be the one to pick and choose in the long run. Possibly encouraging others to follow on your foot steps to improvement.

Lastly, none of this is impossible, everyone has the potential to find someone nice, and suitable for one. if my good friend Brady, who is drop dead ugly, was able to find himself a thick goth mommy, you can too. all you need to do is to follow these steps. and eventually, you will profit.

This has been my cry for help, may God have mercy on my soul.
15
7
12
3
5
4
2
3
3
2
2
   
Award
Favorite
Favorited
Unfavorite
49 Comments
mugenenzo0195 6 Nov @ 4:30pm 
im fine with the points made here but in actual gameplay how can i connect even with other players? everytime i go online there is nobody there...
Kat 2 Nov @ 11:09am 
ermm akshyually there's no Deodorant in World... not bothering to read a guide that's a blatant troll...
Nox 2 Nov @ 1:35am 
What a beautiful guide for newbie hunters.
banga.ishikajoe 1 Nov @ 11:12am 
Perhaps I am on a different generations of Monster Hunter
Phaderon 17 Oct @ 10:05pm 
This guide works.
Once I'd scraped off the dirt from my skin, chatting to an AI bot to meet the socializing portion of the guide and to which I also flirted with, nailing two points. I then trained for months, getting swole af and managed to get those kill times down. I then ate one quarter of a carrot and a thick goth mommy knocked at my door. Can't thank you enough sir. She is the best female ever!
Azazel 17 Oct @ 10:00pm 
This works 100% lads. Met my boyfriend on here and he waited the exact right amount of time to tell me I was a favorable mate, and his favorite female hunter. We're married now. 4 yrs next month.
Gio 22 Sep @ 3:42pm 
thanks
Steel Point 22 Sep @ 11:19am 
lol. are you a master gf hunter in the new world?
Wilson768 2 Aug @ 11:22pm 
who're you guys? hunters of rotten vale? :steammocking:

||
V
Kostenga 29 Jul @ 5:00am 
lost me at shower:steamfacepalm: