The Jonkler is the final boss, and thus, he has a LOT of attacks that may catch newer players off guard. Let's start with his attacks.

This is his sole healing item. It heals 150 of his health points. It cannot be used again until the player uses a healing item. This means the more you heal, the more he heals.

In this powerful attack, he throws a pair of Jonkler J's at you, breaking your spine and disabling your movement if you get hit. This attack is pretty slow for him to wind up, so if you see him put away his sword and reach into his pocket, start dodging because he's gonna throw some of his merch at 'ya.


His ultimate attack features him self-jonkling and blowing the entire world up if you don't cut him down with your broad axe beforehand. A way to tell if he starts charging his jonkle up is if he starts expanding like a fat fetishist's wet dream big balloon near someone's mouth. (no diddy)


This attack is mighty as well, and very fast too, so your defensiveness needs to be at an all time high of you want to dodge this. He pulls out his tried and true Jonk launch to fire grenades that are full of Evil Jonkler Juice, the opposite of Jonkler Juice.

This is going to be a list of strategies that you use against the Jonkler.

Duck and weave (exactly shown below) whenever he begins to start/charge up any attack.Even if he starts healing, can't be defenseless!

If you get the chance to stun him or he stuns himself by overcharging an attack or dashing too far, throw any attack you've got at him. Never fails! (DON'T DO THIS ON EXPERT ASLUMER DIFFICULTY AS HE HAS A ANTI-MAN FORCE FIELD AROUND HIM EVERY TIME HE CHARGES AN ATTACK!)

Whenever you are on low health and are dying, you can always count on calling the Diddler to the rescue!

Thanks for tuning in, and I hope I will have helped any new players with this final boss!