The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Manure

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Description
Manure gives animals such as cows, chickens, bears, etc, the ability to produce manure. The state of the animal affects how quickly it'll produce manure. For example, animals that are in an alerted state have a higher likelihood of producing manure, while combat makes it less likely. Manure can be collected and used in variety of ways.

Features

Mix Up A Stink: Mix manure with other ingredients at an alchemy workbench to create potent poisons. Or mix manure with a pinch of deathbell and nightshade at a cooking pot to create a unique poisonous stew.

Silent But Deadly: Reverse pickpocket poison stew onto an unsuspecting victim for a stealthy assassination. Or coat your weapon in it to poison your enemies more directly.

The Staff of Discharge: Once you reach level 10, you'll receive a quest to retrieve the mighty Staff of Discharge; a staff with the ability to induce an instant bowel movement on a given target. Use the staff to temporarily incapacitate humanoid enemies and make the Mad God proud.

An MCM is included that allows you to toggle all features added by this mod.

F.A.Q.

Q. What patch level is required?
A. None.

Q. Do I need Dawnguard, Hearthfire or Dragonborn or additional plugins like SKSE?
A. SKSE and SkyUI will be required if you want to change any settings via the MCM, but this mod will function perfectly fine without them and settings can be changed with console commands.

Q. Is this mod stable? / compatible with ### / affect performance?
A. Manure makes zero changes to any base game records, so there shouldn't be much out there that it could be incompatible with. I'm not aware of any stability issues associated with this mod. The script source is included if you want to take a look. Manure is automatically cleaned up and from 2.0.0 onwards animals produce a lot less of it by default.

Q. Won't this fill my game up with poo?
A. By default each animal can only produce 1 manure each time it's loaded, though you can turn on Multi Poo in the MCM if you want animals to continue producing manure.

Q. Will this bloat my save?
A. Manure is automatically deleted when it's unloaded, unless the player picks it up.

Q. Do I need to start a new game to use this mod?
A. No.

Q. Can I modify this mod or use any assets from it?
A. You can do what ever you want with this mod and the assets included, with attribution. See Immersive Poop as an example.

Important

For the MCM you will need SKSE[skse.silverlock.org] and SkyUI[www.nexusmods.com]. The rest of the mod will still function fine if you do not want to install them.

See the Readme File[pastebin.com] for more information and troubleshooting advice.

This mod doesn't modify any base game records so it should be compatible with most items in your load order.
12 Comments
sgtfatmouse 14 Dec @ 4:25am 
awesome mod now i can assassinate people with poop and it actually makes some sense
N3CR0 17 Nov @ 12:08pm 
Heavy's Voice: This is SHIT! Good.
Jonx0r  [author] 8 Oct @ 3:33am 
I'll do my best.
KamikaziFly ttv 7 Oct @ 6:39pm 
Can you add bug flavored variety, to be closer to the reality of food products we have today. I do love hyper realistic reality mods. Be sure to add dextrin as an ingredient, cause its in everything and on every label. Could make a whole cook book on this turd. Now with Dextrin! Add another variety too called "Gamer Girl Manure".
Sir Nilbog 6 Oct @ 2:32pm 
finally skyrim is playable
1147-Rune 4 Oct @ 3:47am 
why? why why why why why
Norbert Owl 4 Oct @ 2:07am 
Шедевр!!!!:steamhappy:
Kalona The Drunk Brain 3 Oct @ 7:04pm 
LOL, Hick-mUrica: The Yank-tarded in a nutshell.
#Культуроцид 2 Oct @ 10:02pm 
wtf...
Ben 2 Oct @ 5:33am 
Hmm...Yammy!