Helmet prices are getting more and more expensive, and materials seem to be getting cheaper too. What's in one anyway? Metal? Plastic? Nobody but the underground government knows. That's why soldiers on the battlefield have developed revolutionary technology: oil drums.

By taking that useless black ooze out of those priceless drums, combatants are capable of protecting their heads. Oil drums are also known for their metal exterior, so rest assured that your head is covered in good ol' reliable tin. They also come with more square space to paint it to your liking than those pea-sized helmets.

Visit your local junkyard today!