Dead by Daylight

Dead by Daylight

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KILLER PROTEST 2024
By Garfield
Greatings to all killer mains of this universe, as well as the good survs of the DbD (which are no more than 10% of the entire community). I'm not going to sign off on the details, so here we go
   
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Yo, what's up?
All the events over the last few years (think YEARS) have gradually killed the balance and atmposphere of the game. This problem has taken its toll on killers, so much so that the remaining killer mains now play on iri ranks mot for the fun and thrill of the game, but to at least occasionally clean the asses of toxic players on survs. Recently, I've noticed that I've been getting non-stop luthiest genrushers that even I've never encountered in all my dbd play in all my time. They can be beaten once, twice, three times at most. But then you get both mentally and physically tired of it. Where's the fun in playing with eternal nerds? Is it fun? No. Knocking down MMR by losing games has not led to anything, as if the a dialed up MMR is imposible to lost.

After PTB, we finally realized that killers are like racism against whites, so it's a dead end to try to fix anything. They will continue to nerf the only sane perks on antigenrush, but survs will have everything to win without applying brains (I'm sorry to those who continue to whine having a colossal amount of resources that the game gives survs). There is no point in describing the S H I T going on in BooHVR, I think you understand it all perfectly well.
Separately cancer patients in this company thought of removing the grabs off hooks and the introduction of anti-camping system.
Developers who themselves openly say unashamedly that they listen only to survs, deserve a separate cauldron in the underworld.

If we want to save the game, we (killer mains) will have to act only all together. And I've come up with an idea to destroy DbD.
Protest 2024
I urge all noble killer mains to quit playing as a maniac in this dump. In return, I ask you to play the following scenario -- you will never try to kill Survivors again. In order to kill dead by daylight.

You have to be friends with the Survivors.
That's right. Make friends.

Every game you must make it clear to the Survivors that you will not play against them. Be friendly, spin. If the killer has an ability - teabag to survs. If you're a piggy, let yourself get booped.



You will ask: C Y K A B L Y A T, what is the protest? The answer is simple, my dear killer main. Think wider, my friend. You're friendly to the survs every game. I'm friendly with the survs every game. Another 100 killers are friendly to survs (and the ratio of killers to survs is somewhere around 1:3) ((some survmains also plays killer too)). If a bunch of us get together, we will destroy ranked games. Most of you who are here now are knows how to play. Roughly speaking, with even 100 killers ruining the games like this, it will be impossible to play normally on iri ranks.

DbD will finally lose the main thing -- survival horror (even if it's not horror for you). What the whole game was conceived for - catching up - will be destroyed. There would no longer be a games where an evil killer would slaughter everyone. Survs will never again be able to pour snot, dropping a pallet on a killer, blinding his ducking face with a flashlight, and then pissing in the post-game chat. Survs will like it once, twice, ten times. But then they will be ducked up that in every second game there is a do-gooder, and they can not do anything to him (take the perk “Lightborn”, I will tell you about how to be friendly later, it's important). Since the developers listen only to the Survs, we should bring them to the same state, and no matter how sadistic it sounds(it is not sadism), because we are friends with the survs, not humiliate them. Our actions are not illegal in the law of any country.
What's the right way to be a friend?
In fact, friendship should be sincere. You can hit survivors whenever you want, but just never hang them on hooks to make them feel safe.

Never respond to their request to drop pallets on you!!! They'll just get even more blood points on you than you do. And then dump you with no BP at all. Good survs in return for your friendship may offer to hang themselves on a hook - that's a good surv. In that case it's always better to accept, but for example I always refuse because I don't play BP and I don't need it. The ultimate gratitude to killer from a surv is to voluntarily sacrifice yourself at the moment of collapse. The person fully appreciated your kindness. Also, a sign of good friendliness is for the surv to leave the surv's item with you as a token of gratitude, and if the surv is bare-assed, he will slowly crouch in the gate. Remember - slow crouching is gratitude, fast crouching is humiliation. Also, never chase survs you're friends with for a long time. That's unnecessary BP farming into the piggy bank, we don't need that. If one of the scum is trying to gain BP at the expense of your friendship - for example, by shining a flashlight (and there will be plenty of such individuals), feel free to beat him. Adequate survs will understand why a toxic surv got a hit, and will not object or scare you.

Sometimes survs can realize that you are good and will intentionally not fix genes. The solution is simple - stand afk for 5 minutes, but do not leave the screen. We never play to the tune of survs, because it is because of them that the game has fallen below the plinth. After a while they get bored and power up the gate. Instantly after that immediately open the gate yourself, in the first BP, in the second exclude the possibility of their even greater delay of the game.

On perks I can only give recommendations: "Lightborn", "Sloppy Butcher" (to suffer treatment 24\7), "Play with your food" (fly around the map at a speed close to sonic), "Save the best for last" (reloading the basic attack, after a successful hit faster than a little less than 2 times) ((provided all tokens and max pumping perk))
Separately we must tell about "Franklin's Demise". Use this perk only when you are not going to beat survs all the game and if they took a bunch of items (You can and do not observe this, but survs will know about this perk in your vocabulary). Later, at the moment of farewell in the gate, slap the nastiest Surv with an item (or in general, all of them) for health. Check the post-game chat.
Michael Myerz
On the two killers I want to create separate rules of behavior because it is very important. At them you have to play your role as much as possible, so that the survs get the maximum impression.


On Myers you have to play as realistic as possible to the movie. You have to find the generator that the Survs are fixing, stand so that you are far away and at the same time so that the Survs at the generator see you. It won't happen right away with the right staging. But as soon as they notice him, they will scatter like GENRUSHERS from the radius of terror. Particularly impressionable individuals will s h i t themselves so much that they will give a tap right on the Sprint.

IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER AT ALL TIMES!!! You should never make any sudden movements or moves for a long time on Michael, otherwise all associations with the most dangerous killer will be torn to shreds. If you are seen by a Surv before you reach your destination - stop and stare at him until you and he die of old age. If a Surv noticed it and sat behind a rock - stare into the rock. You'll always notice when the surv runs away, and he'll get heart attacks one after another.

For the rest of the game, play like this, watching the fixing survs from afar. If one of them dares to come closer, take a long look at his face and only then make a hit. Sometimes you can get the third stage and knock everyone for fun, but again, do not hang anyone, but the image of Michael from such strange actions is a little ruined, but you will earn a lot of BP for the match. This is where the choice is yours.

If there is a main building on the map with a good 2nd floor (Disturbed Ward is the best example). Make that place your home. Stare at them from windows all over the map. Don't think they can't see you unless they are distracted by a gen. I watched a surv who was broadcasting it on twitch while playing with me at the same time, and he was almost sobbing with the emotions of laughter and horror at the same time.
GOG FEF

The most interesting killer for protests. You have to play a role from the movie here too. As a reminder, Gostface is a meme killer wherever he appears. There are tons of scenarios on how to realize his meme-ness, and each of them will essentially be the right one. But for the sake of example, I'll share my Ghostface.

  • YOU SPIN ME RIGHT AROUND

Catching one Survivor in a vulnerable position and knocking him out with the cuckoldism. Then we dance on his barely breathing body, doing both fast and quiet teabags. We look into the Survivor's face. Nod, twist. If the Surv lies motionless, we literally imitate rape with small back and forth movements. After humiliating the Surv for about a minute (preferably not less, if it is a toxic GENRUSHER, he will already be in tears), we take him in our hands and spin him like a helicopter at a speed of 400 km/h around its axis. Somewhere at this point come his teammates, who are already fumbling for the fact that you are an unusual Ghostface. After spinning the first Surv, we artistically look at the other, catch him and commit all of the above actions, including rape. With this "helicopter" move we scour all the survs in the match.

(Interesting sub-point: sometimes survs like this kind of Ghostface so much that they themselves will beg you to rape them for several rounds in a row, based on real events). Usually just at the 4th surv, they wind up last gen and go away on their own. Standing with them at the gate is undesirable, unless they were really friendly. It's better to kick them off the map with hits or sit on the other side of the map, breaking doors to earn BPs if you want.
Protest offering
A protest should have at least some sign or symbol to announce itself to the public, and also to represent who we are and what goals we are accomplishing. I thought about it and realized that the most useless offering of CLEAR REAGENT would be perfect for this. You could also hide an allegory in it about us fighting the dirt (fog) that goes on in our game. Every killer definitely has this offering and, de facto, it will always be visible at the start of every game.
Shrex
After a successfully played protest game, it is necessary to write the postironic word “shrex” even in an empty chat. But only once!!! This word causes incomprehensibility in the already surprised from the strange game survs. This universal word fits all kinds of post-game chats, including empty ones. By doing so, we will only strengthen the position that we were the owners of the match, and only with our permission did the survs leave unharmed. Try it and see for yourself.

Exception: if you played as Michael, it is strictly forbidden to write anything in the chat.
The trap plan
If you're totally skrewed like me, you can crush the mind of a Survivor.

We take the “Bloodwarden” and we're also friends for the whole game. You guessed that already?) Yes. Be sure to open the gate, go to the center of the map (if the Survivors adore you, they will definitely not stand in the gate, but will run after you). Be sure to wait for the collapse bar to go past the last third. Kill one of them and hang him up (Pulling to the last third is necessary to make sure that if the Survs guess for the existence of Bloodwarden, they will be dead anyway, despite not unhooking your teammate and slowing down the collapse timer). We get orgasm after orgasm. The results are screenshoted in the trophy box, and we write “so ez” in the lobby chat.
The meaning of the protest in this case will be flushed down the toilet, and duck it. When are we gonna have so much fun!?

P.S. expect that after such moves blud varden will be nerfed, I'm not kidding now.
11 Comments
laina 25 May @ 2:35pm 
brainrot
Hex: big boobs 24 May @ 11:51pm 
Crazy suggestion? why would you do this knowing it could get a strong killer perk nerfed? Doesn't that defeat the point of protesting strong survivors?
Pooped without mom 23 May @ 9:49am 
Потраченного времени жаль, пятикратно переваренный кал
pepo 20 May @ 11:19am 
must do (im a surv main...)
󠀡󠀡᠌ ⁧⁧Wyvern 19 May @ 1:10pm 
че за пиздец… но круто))))))
KenKaneki2011 19 May @ 12:33pm 
brain damage
Просто Чепух( 19 May @ 11:23am 
проще не играть в игру и хуярить пивас с воблой
Flawppa 19 May @ 6:15am 
no
nemesis resident evil 18 May @ 2:04pm 
i never even red half of this but the memes have convinced me
»SoD« pretraket^^ 18 May @ 12:15pm 
mental illness