I'd imagine that smile every time I take a dump. That smile... on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... It'd give me purpose, direction... even the motivation to try harder to push out a good log. You said you wanted to know what I'm thinking. lets out a chuckle I'm not even 1% kidding about that. Every. Time. I'm sitting on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I'm gonna be thinking about you and your damned pretty, beautiful, sweet-as-sugar face. I'll think of that smile every time I drop a bomb in the toilet. A smile that's gonna make me want to push the dookie out harder. I'm gonna look at that happy expression and feel so happy myself that I'm gonna squeeze out a few extra nuggets. Oh, you think I'm disgusting? Get this: every time I look at a tissue to wipe my ass, I'm gonna think about you touching it and touching me. I'm gonna think of you, your arms all over the toilet tissue. Your fingers. Your hands. Your skin. Touching my ass. Cleaning my ass.

Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

+rep god surv

+rep cute leon <3

+rep adorable skull merchant <3

+rep <3