METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN

METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN

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How to metal gear solid 5
By Dr Backshots
This guide will teach you how to metal gear solid 5
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Step 1:
Wake up in hospital
Step 2:
Meet and burn tactical lady
Step 3:
Escape hospital
Step 4:
See burning whale (what was Kojima smoking) + Ocelot saves you
Step 5:
Commit war crimes in Afganistan and Africa
Step 6:
Shoot up poor african children :)
Step 7:
Develop max bond with half-naked lady (tactical lady from step 2)
Step 8:
She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dies
Step 9:
Unalive almost all of your soldiers because of a throat virus (kojima you kinky bastard)
Step 10:
Find out you're not you (literally what the flip)
Step 11:
Like this guide and send steam points! (seriously like it or else you'll end up like those children)
3 Comments
flacuchoGG 11 May, 2024 @ 10:57am 
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JimmyJimbo 6 May, 2024 @ 7:07am 
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Bobi 3 May, 2024 @ 8:32am 
Sugg my big ballz:steamsalty::steamthumbsup::bandit: