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Welcome to Brazil!

Welcome! Welcome to Brazil! The worst prison in the world!

We guarantee the following luxuries:

- Guards will constantly run around beating prisoners up and/or tazing them if they are certified to.
- Prisoners will constantly run around beating prisoners and guards up and/or killing them if they aren't stopped beforehand.
- Doctors will constantly run around healing prisoners and guards and running back to help prisoners from their heroïne habits.
- Workmen will constantly run around wanting to repair stuff but can't because there is no budget, and will also run around with boxes full of contraband and/or help the (missing) janitors out.
- Psychiatrists are running around going to psychiatrists to get psychiatry about their psychiatric practices.
- Dogs will sniff boxes full of contraband and acknowledge that there's actual contraband in it but because the guards are too busy beating prisoners up, the contraband will not be taken out and the prisoners will most likely run around tripping on LSD way before the guards catch up to the contraband and beat up the prisoner.
- Armed guards aren't running around at all, they slowly move towards where there's danger, arrive late, and taze if the beaten up and heavily bleeding guard wasn't certified to taze.
- Where the funk is the janitor? Anyone? Bob?


We sadly succumb to our honest flaws:

- We do not have enough solitary cells, nor do we have enough protective custody cells, nor do we have enough maximum security cells, we do have enough normal cells as the casual deaths of the prisoners makes casual room for more prisoners.
- Has anybody been to school yet? Seriously...
- Is the workshop haunted or something?
- We are using the religion mod. You need this or the top left of our prison looks pathetic.
- We also used the bunk bed mod for the holding cell. The one legendary criminal is in it since forever, even though we assigned him to the maximum security section.
- Some of the toilets and showers might not work.