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How to become a successful Celeste Player
Por megvmi
This guide will show you how to transition into a successful Celeste Player!
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How to be a successful Celeste player
First step!
Start playing the game

Second step!
Beat the base game, collecting the berries that you find.

Good job! Now onto the B sides!

Third step

Learn the mechanics taught in the B sides (Dreamboosting, wallbouncing)

Good job! Now onto the C sides. Learn Hyperdashing!

Fourth step

Learn Wavedashing, Neutral Jumps, Ultradashes, Cpops, Demodashes...

You're ready for the last challenge in the game!!!

Fifth step

Come out to your parents

Sixth step

Buy a trans flag

Seventh step

Start a regime of 4mg of Estradiol Valerate and 50mg of Cyproterone Acetate every day (or T if you're transmasc!)

Eighth step

Choose a name (Bonus points if it's something like Luna or Lily) (Apollo or Max if you're transmasc)

Congratulations! You're now a successful Celeste player!
289 comentarios
Neko is Gaming (She/Her) 27 ENE a las 17:43 
what if i did steps 5 8 and 7 before everything else? will this guide still work?
Joaquin 27 ENE a las 13:07 
i think i did this in the wrong order i jumped from the first step straight to the fifth step
megvmi  [autor] 14 ENE a las 7:24 
the intended route is actually after cpops
mihnis 12 ENE a las 23:10 
so- when i learn ultras i gotta come out?
megvmi  [autor] 11 ENE a las 19:11 
50mg of cypro is fine as a starting dose, your endo should reduce it though
Chancierrookify 11 ENE a las 8:31 
50 mg of cypro give you brain cancer
SWELL HANDS 9 ENE a las 5:01 
this is corny af, stop this nonsense
-a trans girl
megvmi  [autor] 4 ENE a las 8:00 
EV oral is fine to take every day, im not referring to injections, also yeah 50mg cypro is too high, but it's a good starting dose for a couple of months, but you should end up on a lot less

If i meant monotherapy, i would've recommended enanthate 0.15ml for a 40mg/ml vial and no antiandrogen

this was meant as a joke post tbh, but if anyone wants legitimate diy hrt advice feel free to add me
Sol 3 ENE a las 19:17 
hey 50mg cypro is far too much. Also write that EV is to be taken every 5 to 7 days
the_traveler 3 ENE a las 14:51 
can i replace step 6 with a non binary flag instead?