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Dangerous Toe Kick

In the fictional wrestling world my friends and I have created, there is a character named 'Dangerous' Dan McGiligan. Despite being 5'4 and weighing 88 pounds, he is completely convinced he is the baddest man to ever live. He has been beaten so badly so many times over the course of his life that most of his bones have been replaced by pipecleaners and plastic tubing. He was once beaten up by a wheelchair-bound Jimmy Stewart, got knocked out by Rodney Dangerfield, powerbombed through a table by Leonardo DiCaprio and had '100% Grade-F Beef' forcibly tattooed on his rear end. The only thing he has ever won is EFW's "Most Useless Man" contest where he was the only wrestler to fail to get a single win.

I created these moves over the last two days for Dan, to make his matches more realistic to what actually happens when he tries to fight someone. I have no idea if they will actually be useful to anybody, but I laughed making them so maybe you'll laugh too.

Obviously, these do zero damage to his opponents and maximum damage to himself, so he'll kill himself in one or two moves tops.