Hello mercenaries, Charles Darling of Charles Darling's Triassic Preserve here. As it turns out, starting up a theme park filled with man-eating dinosaurs was a terrible business strategy. Honestly, you could write a book or two about this sort of thing, and make at least three movies. Should probably just stop after just one though. Anyway, in order to recoup our losses from our shareholders, the lawyers of the families of the deceased, and the lawyers of the deceased lawyers, we've decided to recycle all of Triassic Preserve's old Jeeps, plastic lunchboxes, and guns into guns, so we can sell them to you at a reasonable price. We'll then use the profits we make off of these beautiful, hand painted weapons in order to fund our next business project: Charles Darling's Triassic Globe! All of you on BLU Team can enjoy the promotional weapons we made in advance for this new dinosaur theme park. Don't worry, we've learned from the mistakes of Triassic Preserve. Instead of bringing back old dinosaurs, we've decided to just make up our own. After all who's going to stop us? God? Not likely, as our next business venture will involve capturing God Himself, and putting Him in a zoo for all to gawk at and feed from a peanut dispenser.

EDIT: Wow, making up your own dinosaurs turned out to be an even worse idea, just in general. I don't even know if I would bother making a movie about this one. Well, you get to keep the guns, just don't tell anyone where you got them from.

Uses Necromanced as a base.

Credit to AsG_Alligator for creating the Charles Darling's Triassic Preserve logo and giving me permission to use it in this war paint.

Based on the Jurassic Park Jeep design as well as the map Enclosure.

UPDATE: 9-22-23 - Removed the text from the Triassic Preserve logo sticker, cleaning up the design. Also slightly toned down the blue metal hue to be less vibrant. It's not like Jurassic World has any vibrant colors to base this color off of in the first place, so this really should have been the case to begin with.