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Lepus Zoey

Happy birthday Steve! Five thousand years old and still expanding the company like in your startup days as ever. We got you the fanciest birthday cake money could buy..don't eat the rose decorations, that's not golden icing, that's actual gold.

(But what Steve doesn't realize is that I've pulled that old shtick of having a dancer hide inside the cake to burst out when the candles are blown! It's the classic age-old gambit that's aged very well in contemporary society!)

Alright, go on and blow out the candles, Steve!

WAIT A SECOND

THAT'S NOT THE STRIPPER I ORDERED

THAT'S NOT A STRIPPER AT ALL

..that's a college girl in a Playboy Bunny suit..

AND SHE JUST PULLED A VERY ANGRY SUB-MACHINEGUN OUT FROM HER BOSOM

HOW WAS SHE HIDING A GUN IN THERE, I COULDN'T MAKE OUT ANY SORT OF VOLUME PRESENT IN THE FABRIC. JUST HOW TIGHT IS THAT CORSET??

OH NO, SHE'S POINTING THE GUN AT YOU, STEVE!

SHE'S VERY SERIOUS ABOUT IT TOO, SHE RACKED THE GUN'S CHARGER WITH THE SPACE BETWEEN HER CLEAVAGE. THAT MAC-10'S CALIBRE IS NOT THE ONLY PAIR OF 45'S ON DISPLAY.

WHY IS THERE A COLLEGE GIRL IN A RABBITY LEOTARD WITH A GUN? WHAT IS THIS 80's DRAGONBALL ♥♥♥♥?

STEVE WHY IS A BUNNY GIRL ATTEMPTING TO ASSASSINATE YOU?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MAKE THE RABBITS SO ANGRY STEVE?

DID YOU PISS OFF BUGS BUNNY?

HAVE YOU UPSET SOME KIND OF CARTOONISH FOREST AND OR JUNGLE-BASED MOB BOSS?

DID YOU CROSS THE DON.......KEY KONG?

AND COACH, WHY ARE YOU EATING THE CAKE?

FDGSHK--DO YOU NOT SEE THE HITMAN(girl?) STANDING ATOP THE CONFECTION?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST ASKED HER?

..Can I have some?

OKAY OKAY NEVER MIND, WE DON'T NEED MORE GUNS INVOLVED, COACH. SHEESH.

WAIT WERE YOU WORKING WITH THE WOLVES AGAIN STEVE?

YOU WERE HELPING THE WOLVES EXPAND AGAINST THE RABBITS AGAIN WEREN'T YOU, THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT, ISN'T IT?

STEVE WE TALKED ABOUT THIS, HELPING ONE SPECIES EXPAND WITHOUT THE OTHER WILL ONLY HURT BOTH IN THE LONG RUN. BOTH THEIR POPULATIONS WILL DECREASE IF ONE WERE TO SUDDENLY EXPLODE, MOTHER NATURE WOULD ALWAYS FIND A WAY TO RESTORE THE BALANCE

I mean okay I must confess I'm a bit flabbergasted to learn Mother Nature solves such population disparities by way of Playboy Bunnies pulling guns out of their tits

BUT THE POINT STILL STANDS STEVE. IT'S HOW IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE TOTEM SCRIPTURES, STEVE.

STEVE? ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?

Oh wait, Steve's dead. The bunny killed him. Where'd she even go? Wait she's already in Mexico? We're in Wyoming how the hell did she get all the way there? I mean I know rabbits are fast but ... did you see those high heels? Well gee, speaking of Dragonball, at speeds that tremendous down to the Spanish sphere she's no doubt gone to confront El Grande Padre and Calvo Gohan..

Oh wait she's just outside the building running into a getaway van. Thank goodness I thought we were dealing with a collective Spanish head-cannon violently making it's way into the real storyline..

WAIT IS THAT A GLOWING BLUE SHAGGY DRIVING THE GETAWAY VAN?

..Now that you mention it that is the Mystery Machine, isn't it..?



It's Zoey! And boy oh boy look at what fine feathers hath dun trotted down the catwalk tonight. She's come tonight donning a beautiful vintage showmanship corset of the Playboy Bunny variety complete with the characteristic tail and ears, garnished with a graceful red velvet jacket padded with some fluffy white gloves, cuffs and collar laced with striking golden trimmings, decorated with some crisp flaked eyelashes and smokey auburn eyeliner with some golden ruby earrings and a wild free-flowing dual-colored hair style, all fully stylish, old fashion and super cute.

She has lots of polish and loads of bones of various uses. I've instilled a few LoD's to turn some of them off at a distance so she's not overloading the game. All the lightwarps were made from scratch (except the hair one, though I did tweak it a bit), I hope the quality will show.

This doesn't come with HUD or UI images, that's not my forte. Yes, you are welcome to make your own.

This is not compatible with retextures, you'll need to get crafty with vtf's if you want to change her eye or hair color, sorry.

I hope you enjoy the bunny.


Ryan Reos - Body, bunny suit, high heel & stockings model and textures
Caenarvon - Bunny tail model and textures
Halendia - Eye texture
Kalilies - Hair model
HelloSanta - Hair model & texture
Red Menace - Modified face texture base
Lt. Rocky - Eyelashes, eyeshade & earrings model and textures; Texture modifications; Lightwarps; Model assembly; Rig; Compile; Render; Screenshots