Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Trouble of Teufort-Town
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It was a dark Summer night at the Control Point Bar, slow again, just the regular crowd shuffling around. It was close to midnight when a handsome stranger walked through the old bar door. He was sporting a beard and wearing a shirt that looked like it had been through a warzone, yet his haircut well-maintained. Everyone was staring at him, wondering who he is and what his deal was.

As he approached the counter, the bartender scowled behind it, wiping a glass over and over with an old rag, grunted at the stranger, "What's your story, mate?"

The mysterious stranger smirked and said, "Let's just say-- I'm the bomb."

The bartender made a puzzled face, the stranger just chuckled to himself. "Give me a double your strongest whiskey, neat."

The bartender corrected himself, grunting out, "All we've gots' is Firebrew." The mysterious stranger grinned, as if in on his own joke, "That'll be perfect, mate. And a round of that for everyone!" Everyone clapped and cheered and hooted and hollared.

As the night went on, the stranger regaled the bar with tales of his unorthodox beliefs and strange adventures. Though no one could quite figure out what he was talking about, they couldn't help but be captivated by his charm and war stories.

2AM would strike, and with one last call the stranger bid everyone farewell. As he walked to the door, he turned back and shouted, "I have something to say," all eyes were on him, raising his hands in a shrug, "It's better to burn out-- than to fade away!" He turns back, striding out through the door, disappearing into the mysterious dark night he arrived therefrom.

Models / Textures - Mr.Pink
Concept / Promos - Jauntyweb
Items (5)
The Global Offender (Beard)
Created by Mr.Pink
"You know, I spend more time grooming my beard and hair than planning attacks. But hey, if all else fails, at least I'll go down in history as the most stylish terrorist to ever walk the earth." There are three styles for this hairstyle listed in the Colle...
The Global Offender (Stache'd)
Created by Mr.Pink
"Mustache ride: A colloquial term that refers to a person's face-riding experience, particularly with someone who sports a thick, bushy mustache." Model / Textures - Mr.Pink Concept / Promos - Jauntyweb...
The Global Offender (Smooth)
Created by Mr.Pink
"Make sure your hair game is killer too." Model / Texture - Mr.Pink Concept / Promos - Jauntyweb...
The Sudden Depth (Scarf)
Created by Mr.Pink
"Bomb has been planted." Model / Texture - Mr.Pink Concept / Promos - Jauntyweb...
The Sudden Depth (Collar)
Created by Mr.Pink
"The perfect shirt for when you're not sure if you're dressing for a fashion show or a hostage situation." Model / Texture - Mr.Pink Concept - Promos - Jauntyweb...