Welcome to this short and simple guide that will get you to your ultimate goal of keeping your virginity.

I base this guide off a totally legit survey taken by my contributor Excel. The data collected is shown on the graph below

As you can see from the evidence, that no one who plays MW2 has any maidens.

By the end of this guide you should be at your peak gaming performance and at maximum virginity level just like this fellow gamer who also followed this guide

So enjoy this guide and follow it as best as you can and remember















REMINDER: THIS GUIDE IS A JOKE. JUST FOR GOOFS

If you want to show your true virgin dominance then the first main step and quite possibly the most expensive step on this guide. Is to buy the Vault edition of MW2. I can confirm this step to be in working order as i bought the vault edition and i have yet to lose my virginity so must be working.

Pretty simple step this one. Get as many hours as you can and remember to have MW2 set as your favourite game on your steam profile so its the first thing other people can see. More hours the better.

Here's some small tips to get you started

Just don't go outside and touch grass
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and no getting any proper sunlight either
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other notes is to buy and drink obviously as many energy drinks as you can, preferably ones that give you double xp tokens to use in games .
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remember this is all for the greater good of your peak performance in cod and necessary step towards your goal of keeping your virginity locked and sealed.

Nothing wrong with Anime but seriously buy as many as you can it will really show your dominance as Top V (Virgin). Got rent to pay ? no you don't, buy the funny anime store bundles instead your greater goal of Max Virgin status is more important

Block anyone or anything in your life that isn't at all dedicated to this journey you are on. They are a distraction to your Call Of Duty Gamin' time stopping you from reaching your full potential.

These include
*current Love interests
*Potential Love interests
*Family members
*Bosses
*Friends not joining you on this journey
*HMRC/His Majesty's Revenue and Customs (you don't need to pay taxes really)
*Showers

One of the most important steps to completing your journey of becoming the Ultimate Virgin Chad/Chadette.
Everyone in the game will respect you and admire you for your dedication at the game and your god tier skills.

little tip for extra respect points from the COD community i'd recommend this CDL skin to you


Ignore the negative reviews it's just people trolling trust me

So congratulations you've risen through the ranks, Logged thousands upon thousands of your life onto the game to proudly show onto your profile, bought your CDL skin, blocked everyone and everything getting in your way of your journey, Unlocked all the base anime cosmetics as well as purchased every anime bundle.



Well done Sir/Madam you've done it you've completed the guide.

i'm grateful you have read and followed my guide i definitely didn't just put together out of pure bordem.










Soooooo

why are you still here ?

Seriously ?

Go away

you didn't think you'd get a reward or something did you ?

STOP reading this guide it's OVER

I have NOTHING more to tell you

Seriously this has been a funny experience seeing how highly rated a meme guide i made from pure boredom. Thanks for reading and glad you enjoyed the guide