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Theme World According to Jeff Goldblum

When we as species immortalize someone, they become permanently entwined in the fabric of our culture and the human psyche. Some say this occurs by being named after a place; the Washingtons and the Rushmores. They are wrong. Others say it is when the very name is embraced in common language; the "no s**t Sherlock" and the "Davy Jones' Locker". They, too, are wrong. Every explorer has their mountain and every hero has their motto.

But Jeff... Jeff is something greater.

Bask in the presence of a man who can turn copper into gold, but whose worth makes gold comparable to iron. A man whose every pause in speech says more than the great epics told of Greek heroes. A man who walks not with the wind, but whom the wind follows. A man who ends the search for Heaven, not because it was found, but because we found something greater.

We, humble and dedicated servants, present to you: Theme World According to Jeff Goldblum.


"What do they got in there, King Kong?"

Disney and Universal uses every mascot they own to fill up their parks. But Jeff is omnipresent. View the great statue of Jeff from Jeff Street. Visit the museum of Jeff, Jeff's bar, Jeff Mountain, and many other Jeff themed venues. Thanks to the magic of Planet Coaster, a monument befitting the grandness of Jeff has been unveiled.

"It's become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity ... someday our humanity might actually surpass our technology"

Every rock, every brick, and every beating heart carries the essence of Jeff. His spirit permeates the very fabric of reality.


"Life, uh, finds a way"

Eccentric, dramatic, and self aware are qualities that have made Jeff who he is today. Some say he never stopped playing the role of Ian Malcom. Others say Jurassic Park gave him the push he needed. This park is dedicated to Jeff's career, brought to life in painstaking of detail. His early work dots the main street. Branching out are numerous themed lands, exploring all of Jeff's biggest roles, from Jurassic Park to Thor Ragnarok.

"Must go faster!"

Careful homage is played to Jeff's lesser known roles, ancient tales otherwise lost to the ages. Take a trip to the 1970s and experience a younger, tamer Jeff in roles such as Earth Girls are Easy and Invasion of the Body Snatchers. The 70s were a strange time indeed.


"The exact same moment that I, uh, achieve what will probably prove to be my life's work, that's the moment where I start being the real me, finally"

• The Great Goldblum Ride: Explore the majesty that is Jeff, his films and his legacy [ride in front row]
  
• Fusion: Choose either Dr Brundle or The Fly and feel your DNA blend with the very track itself [ride at night]
  
• Ten Speed and Brownshoe: From its TV show namesake, fight for justice on the rough and tough streets of Los Angeles with an amateur detective and his smooth talking partner [ride at night]
  
• The Darkest Day: See the destruction of New York through the eyes of David Levinson and fight for Independence Day [seat 1]
  
• Earth Girls Are Easy Beach Party/Splash Down: Why would aliens visit us? One answer: Earth Girls. Join the party with Mac, Zeebo, and Wiploc [seat view preferred]
  
• The Grand Master: Explore Sakaar. There are bins throughout the park, please do not deposit trash here [track view is best]
  
• Shoot Her!: Oh no Dr. Malcom is injured. Can you go restart the power and save Jurassic Park? Stay vigilant, you're not alone [shooting ride]
  
• Must Go Faster: You do plan on having dinosaurs, on this dinosaur tour right? Right? [no ride preference]

We hope you enjoy your time at the Park!

"Ooh, aah, that's how it always starts. But then later there's running and then screaming"

The park contains numerous flat rides, and walk-through attractions as well!


"Did he just throw my cat out the window?"

Do you know how hard it is to make Jeff out of custom shape pieces? We're obviously not doing that. So make sure to download ALL CUSTOM MEDIA: Click Here[drive.google.com] to access it. If you don't, things will go horribly, horribly wrong. The custom texture error message will still appear even if everything is downloaded correctly. So as long as you see his beautiful face in the custom textures and hear the lovely jazz music, don't worry about missing files. We don't know why that error message appears.

"Why are you handing me the melt stick?"


"I thought we were going to rehearse or something... You know I am a big fan of all you guys."

This park is a collaboration between Dandy Chiggins, Ratis, Deif, krimsalt, Starship Rad, Tanzos [X-Wing], troopermatthew, and xBread013x.

Jeff would like to thank the numerous creators who posted workshop content. You may experience the honour and privilege associated with having your work go to such a great cause.

"If you want to leave your name on something, fine, but stop putting it on other people's headstones

Workshop content:
- Empire State Building (New York), created by Sascha
- New York Street, created by rhapsodula
- New York Street Scene 3, created by TRH-Davey
- Street of New York - Part 2, created by fillishave
- New York Street : Part 1, created by BPZ

A list of all TMTK, linked back to original creator, can be found under the Required Items tab.