You can't enjoy a postal game if you're able to enjoy yourself, make sure you don't take any medicine you've been prescribed and let the voices get louder as you go postal!

Believe me this game is no fun if you're playing during the day, the voices always come out at night when everybody is asleep and they start yelling at me until I play postal and I'm sure the voices in YOUR head will feel the same!

Whatever you do never play with music, not only does it ruin the game but it also makes the voices angry :(. They get mad when I start playing California girls by that one chick instead try opting for something like the screams of people dying by your hands or even this awesome song I found on youtube!

Instead of breaking down in the corner of your room when the voices speak let them know you're playing postal (calmly) so that they start cheering you on as you end the suffering of the meek!

If you have friends (unlikely) force them to play the game whenever you can and bring it up every time. For example my friend was sobbing over his family dying in a car crash (L) and once he was done I told him that sucks but that I just beat postal for the 17th time in a row. So in short no matter what always recommend postal!

Remember to always do what the voices say to do! If they tell you to kill that 1 person in the map do it! You have no say what they can and can't do and you better or else they'll be mad and start telling you over and over to hurt yourself :(.

Hi vince desi you're my hero<33333333333333 and ♥♥♥♥ you mike J!!!

3/4 cup sugar.
1 1/2 teaspoons pumpkin pie spice.
1/2 teaspoon salt.
1 can (15 oz) pumpkin (not pumpkin pie mix)
1 1/4 cups evaporated milk or half and half.
2 eggs, beaten.
1 crust from 1 package (12 oz) frozen Pillsbury™ Deep Dish Pie Crusts

idk what pie this is figure it out

Blessed are the meek for they make easy targets

I hope this guide was helpful because I think it was, and me personally this is probably the best guide out there so please give me your points so I can buy funny emotes on steam and god please Mr. Desi give my steam account all the postal (1997) achievements I'm too lazy to play the game again. And also +rep my profile my ego needs it