Devil May Cry 5

Devil May Cry 5

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how to impress your crush by making dmc references
作者: sneakypeaky
oh you play dmc5? and you have a crush?
well you came to the right place
this is an in-depth guide on how you can impress your crush via devil may cry references
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step 1: dont
step 2: on a rainy day...
during rainfall sing vergils battle theme near her while she is idle, she will chuckle and be confused then you memorise this entire wikipedia article[en.wikipedia.org] about the entirety of the devil may cry series and explain briefly who is vergil
step 3: if you bring your device to school...
go near her and watch some dmc gameplay, preferably if shes bored then she will ask what is this and explain how you drained over 400 hours into a game about slicing demons and memes without looking like a degenerate.
step 4: bring up the topic of pop music...
and tell her your favourite pop song is Neros theme and sing it or show it to her, hopefully she'll like it right?!?!!
step 5: by this time she should know that...
you play devil may cry and she would know very little of the game so on halloween dress up as either nero, dante or vergil and disappear for a couple months before october to go to japan and learn the ancient art of swordsmanship and learn every single strike, blow, cut, clean and take inspiration from dmc combos
step 6: on halloween day:
now she might ask how are you since you left for months and then impress her by showing swordsmanship and attacking anyone who slightly insults you including your bullies (if you play dmc2 the entire school will bully you for being too much of a gigachad)
step 7: in a group project...
if she is in your group say we meet up at your house at any time, pretend you forgot by keeping dmc running and when they arrive show your skills and challenge people to imitate your combos (they will most likely fail)
step 8: start actually talking to her and developing a friendship...
then ask her what does she think about the game if yes then we can move on to the next step if no then change her mind and get things she likes that are in dmc5 for example pizza, show her dante eating pizza and she'll grow a love for dante (platoniclly, like coolness)
step 9: she will get the references and start making them and try to convince her into getting dmc
step 10:...
so guys we did it...


SHE LIKES YOU NOW THROUGH DMC REFERENCES AND LIKES THE GAME


WIN-WIN FOR YOU AND CAPCOM!!!!
47 件のコメント
Ionut Nero 5月16日 13時45分 
Why isn't this working?!
Neon 5月6日 11時38分 
10/10 guide
Eng-Chasers 2023年12月19日 12時02分 
Jokes on you I actually succeed and got a GF with DMC5.

It was a miracle from any angles, imho.
shadow_pilot 2023年12月15日 15時37分 
instructions unclear, i keep finding her watching dmc p*rn
CoolSwagBeanie 2023年8月31日 15時39分 
used this guide and didnt impress the girls unfortunately but i DID impress the MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dante 2023年8月7日 11時55分 
replace the words her with him
Amelia 2023年7月29日 13時11分 
im gay
xAmor 2023年7月10日 5時19分 
Thx to vergil , Im not virgin.
Rusty Glint 2023年7月8日 3時42分 
I shall master Vergil's battle moveset by being the apprentice of my great grandfather, Jin Sakai NEPHEW OF THE LEGENDARY UNCLE SHIMURA. I thank you lord Sifu for the advice. :dmc5_red_orb:
Cams 2023年6月7日 2時08分 
vergil used this guide to get nero