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The Quick Fix SWEP (Cursed TF2 Didgeridrongo Taunt)
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Addon Type: Weapon
Addon Tags: Fun, Roleplay
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21 Dec, 2021 @ 6:56pm
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The Quick Fix SWEP (Cursed TF2 Didgeridrongo Taunt)

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Description
Does your life suck? Of course it does! You probably think you are doomed to be stupid, ugly, and smelly for the rest of your life, and quite frankly, any reasonable person would agree with you. But wait! We here at Mann Co. are anything but reasonable people, and we're here to tell you there is still hope for your miserable existence!

Introducing... The Quick Fix™!
It's a taunt! It's a SWEP! It's the perfect solution to all your troubles!
Not only does the The Quick Fix™ deliver mind-blowing solutions to your everyday problems, it also makes funny noises and loops perfectly!


Use The Quick Fix™ anytime, anywhere!
Use it around the house, on the go, at your family reunion, or even inside a maximum security jail cell! No matter how bleak the circumstances are, you can always depend on The Quick Fix™!


Bring your friends along!
With its seamless loop technology and third person taunt camera, The Quick Fix™ is the perfect accessory for hours of endless fun with your pals! It also makes a great Smissmas gift!


Still not convinced?
By pure coincidence, I finished and uploaded this addon exactly on the 5 year anniversary of the Didgeridrongo Taunt being added to TF2 (December 21, 2016). If that isn't a sign of Gaben's blessing, then I don't know what is.


Download today to make the pain go away!
Mann Co proudly backs The Quick Fix™ with our lifetime No-Refunds-Ever™ warranty! Subscribe with confidence!

Find The Quick Fix™ at Spawnmenu > Weapons > Team Fortress 2



FAQ!
Do I need Team Fortress 2 installed?
No.
Haven't I seen this somewhere before?
You're probably thinking of the meme that inspired me to make this addon.

Why is this called The Quick Fix and not The Escape Plan?
Because I already made The Escape Plan and The Quick Fix was the next best name I could think of. Yes, the cursed Didgeridrongo meme calls it The Escape Plan, but I'm not going to give two different addons the same name. The original escape plan meme is the more deserving one for the name, anyways.
Why does it say my playermodel is incompatible?
Your playermodel is not a standard gmod ValveBiped, so it cannot use the taunt animation. Switch to a different playermodel that adheres to the standards for human playermodels*. Any playermodel that wasn't made by a brainlet should be compatible.
* This used to be a link to the official Garry's Mod wiki, but Valve censored the link for some smooth brain reason. If you want to find the webpage which details the official playermodel standards published by Facepunch, please do the following: 1) Google "facepunch gmod wiki" without the quotes. 2) Click on the first result which should be the wiki subdomain of the facepunch domain of the com TLD. 3) In the sidebar, search for "player model compilation" and open the article. Gee, isn't that so much better and easier to understand than a link?



Configuration
Server Cvars
DidgeridrongoSuicideSwep_AllowHolsterEscape - 0 = Disallow. Players cannot switch weapons while taunting. - 1 = Allow. Players can cancel the taunt by switching weapons. DidgeridrongoSuicideSwep_AllowPlayermodelSwitchEscape - 0 = Disallow. Players will be killed if they try to cancel the taunt by changing to an incompatible playermodel. - 1 = Allow. Players can cancel the taunt by changing to an incompatible playermodel. DidgeridrongoSuicideSwep_FullServersideAnimation - DO *NOT* ENABLE THIS ON A PRODUCTION GMOD SERVER. - Enables/disables full bone manipulation animation on the server, which fixes the desynchronized player hitboxes. This comes at the unfortunate cost of slamming both the server and every client with massively increased network load (see garrysmod-issues #5148). Clientside lag and hitching will be much more likely. - 0 = Disable. - 1 = Enable.

103 Comments
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July Takino 10 Aug @ 4:33pm 
i think its fixed now, thanks for helping!
TiberiumFusion  [author] 10 Aug @ 3:30pm 
@july You have an addon conflict then. I just retested this in the current gmod release with css_arctic and everything works correctly. You must track down whatever addon you are subbed to which is breaking the animations on the stock playemodels. The prime suspects will be the various "custom animation framework" addons.
July Takino 9 Aug @ 10:18am 
i was using the default css_arctic playermodel when i was using the swep ingame
TiberiumFusion  [author] 9 Aug @ 9:34am 
@july The custom animation in this addon only works ValveBipeds that have the suitcase walk animation. Possible reasons why it's broken for you: A) your playermodel doesn't have this animation, B) the creator of your playermodel put the wrong animation (idle/tpose/etc) in the suitcase walk slot instead of the actual suitcase walk animation, C) a recent gmod update maybe broke my playermodel checking code by pretending missing animations actually exist. Can you please share the link to the playermodel you are using?
July Takino 8 Aug @ 4:28pm 
my playermodel is just standing meanwhile the gun is doing what its supposed to do
Bot Steel 16 Jun @ 6:17am 
this is what valve should use to stop bots just make them shoot themselves
RamosCarlos 9 Jun @ 9:01pm 
this mod remind me of the bug where Sniper ate his gun and then awakend his final form which caused the entire server crashed by his awakening aura too strong
TheDitzIsReal 6 May @ 6:36pm 
Add the escape plan 3 "the stab ur self thing"
TheDitzIsReal 6 May @ 6:36pm 
The escape plan 2
TiberiumFusion  [author] 23 Feb @ 12:45pm 
@ballistic_beanie Addon conflict. Or you are using an esoteric/bad playermodel with wonky/bad hitboxes. Disable all other addons, use kleiner on flatgrass, and slowly retest until you find which addon is breaking things.