DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin

DARK SOULS™ II: Scholar of the First Sin

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Gestures and when they are appropriate to use in real life
By J
In this guide I will cover cirCUMstances in which you are in the green to use dark souls 2 gestures in your every-day life. A must read!
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Point

This is point. Point is best used when another hollow is asking for directions, or when you are asked where you are heading with a concealed weapon and you're facing the united embassy.
I won't bite
The gesture "I won't bite" can be best used when tricking the town fool to draw distance between you, in time for you to deliver their good deal of comeuppance.
Bow
Bow is best used when you believe to have stepped in the waste of another animal and you want to check without seeming foolish. Equally it can be used on an unsuspecting child before you batter them.

edit: thanks to Miles

Bow can also be used to check density of the wall, should one be unaware of the density of said wall, and wishes to find out said density.
Wave
Wave is a tricky one. If used to say goodbye to an already leaving hollow, they will not see your cordial efforts and you will become the real fool. Whereas, if you use it on an approaching hollow you may seem outgoing and friendly. This is the perfect impression to leave on somebody right before you back-stab them and mangle their spine irreversibly.
No-way
The 'No-way' Gesture is most appropriately used when an elderly and senile women falls over and asks for your help.
Fist pump
Fist pump is best used when a women is on slightly raised ground than you and has a sassy attitude, it helps to take them right out.
Joy
Joy is a delicate one. I prefer to use this when a very tall man is above me and my fist is just in reach of his testicles.
Hurrah!
Hurrah! much like our other two gestures, is a very hostile one. I HIGHLY recommend using when you feel like a 17th century gentleman and seek vengeance on the homosexual that sully's your town with their "high-heels" and "cropped tops". It's guaranteed to deliver one hell of an uppercut.
18 Comments
cheebok 31 Jan @ 12:08pm 
I use Hurrah frequently to uppercut my dementia-riddled neighbour when she comes knocking on my door at 3am to ask if I have seen her husband :mpgb_sge_airi:
Miles (Tails) Prower 25 Jan, 2022 @ 1:46am 
Bow can be used to check density of the wall, if you desire to know how dense it is.

Also, misspelled "comeuppance.", should be "CUMuppance" :emofdr:
ReaperR33 21 Jan, 2022 @ 3:50pm 
Which emote should be used when a Vengarl's Helm hollow does the Decapitate? I absolutely need to know.
JacobPlayz 12 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02pm 
Thats all you got should be on here stupid fart poop man
Malinka 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:51am 
now make a gesture of her giving birth
bear 2 Jan, 2022 @ 8:01am 
This is the greatest souls shitpost i've ever seen, thank you.
Kaylexandria 2 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35am 
*points down and spins*
SERGEANT ARCH DORNAN 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:49pm 
Dope
Tohru 6 Dec, 2021 @ 3:35pm 
additionally, 'this ones me' can also be applied to any situation where culturally insensitive people are asked to identify themselves :bloodstain2:
PANZERSCHEIßE 29 Nov, 2021 @ 12:28pm 
Top ten gestures that will impress your fire keeper and DESTROY her bonfire