1. Play the game
2. Don't give a f.
3. Ignore most people and play in a small group.
4. Be annoyed with almost everyone.
5. Pick a favorite.
6. Insult and invade the favorite.
7. Invade your favorites corners even if they should run and chase them down.
8. Keep invading and be persistent.
9. Don't back down, even if they should insult you back.
10. Repeat and keep the insults up.
11. Your favorite will start expecting you chasing and insulting them.
12. It becomes something they will need.
13. They'll end up wanting you in their corner and will wait patiently for you to come back, if you should leave.
14. On your return, notice their nice gesture and call them precious for being a good boy/girl.
15. You now got a precious.