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Dogma Broski Rap

Your favorite rap from your favorite Isaac facts YouTuber! Are you ready to face Dogma as he speaks the indisputable words of Broski?

(Ooooooooooh! Arcade from Antibirth...)
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Yeah! Huh!
I'm Broski, goin' to the Septic
I'm uber ♥♥♥♥♥ and I can be-a lil' hectic
Goin' insane with a little bit a peptic
I'm the Drawn One - da ka bee do be dab dic

Yo
I'm gonna spawn this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' uuuh sexy girl
that I don't know the boss name of
But I don't really care
cause I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' goin-a have long hair

Here we go
We're gonna spawn her now
You gotta be prepared
because I ♥♥♥♥ it out
Cause I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥♥
and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' god

And I'm gonna beat up everything I see
cause I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' gimme debug three
cuz' I don't really care I have infinite HP
Ayyyyyy
And I'mma rhyme so hey P
I don't really care cuz I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥' going insane
I hit the grid, hit the pit, hit the pissing
Now let me let-ah ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spawn that ♥♥♥♥♥♥' circle
so we can get hurcle

Here we go
Let me stand there
I don- oh ♥♥♥♥-eh I have not enough keys
Oh for ♥♥♥♥♥ sake I need to get some keys
Hey Skelly Key!
Gimme some keys!
Gimme some mo-mo-mo-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥' keys!
So I can spawn that beautiful lady

Here we go

There she goes

Let's do this

There she is!

Now she is gonna put her vagina
I mean she is gonna
Shoot eye-balls out of her va-gina

Hey!

♪ She spits eyeballs out her vagina... ♪

Oooooooo...

♪ She spits eye-balls outta her vagi-na ♪

Hey!
Hey hey heyyy!

She spits eyeballs
Eyeballs
Outta her vagina
Vagina
Vagina

Oh ho!

Eyeballs
Eyeballs
Eyeballs out of her vagina
Vagina
Vagina

I love her so much!

♪ Ooooooh hooooooo oh woah ho whoah ♪
♪ Ooooo ooooooh whoa hoo whoah ho ♪
♪ Ooooh she spits eyeballs out of her ♪
♪ Her vagina hoooo ooh ho ♪
Hey! Hey! Heyyyyah!
Heyyyeyyyyeyyy
That is such a beautiful ♥♥♥♥♥
Now let me grab some Po-ly-phemus
And some flip-ping Ipe-cac
Let's kill this ♥♥♥♥♥
before I rap
and exploooode into a ball of filth ♪
Let me kill everything
cuz I have fifty-three damage

Now die ♥♥♥♥♥
I am not afraiiid
Theeere we g -oh
What the ♥♥♥♥
happened?
Heyyyyyyyy it's Pinnn
Where did Pin go?
Here he is!
He's gonna shoot an Ipe-cac shot at my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

And we're back and now she's gone
♪ Nooo my looove! ♪
Now we're gonna go to the boss room

♪ La la laaa ♪
♪ Laaa laa la laa ♪