Slime Rancher

Slime Rancher

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How to eat any type of slime for a productive day of slime ranching
By Cacti Octopi
Are you a cruel, cold hearted, murderer? Well so am i!

this guide will tell you how to disect a slime and eat it while it is in pain.
   
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How to dissect a slime
First for this, you will have to plan out where you will disect it.

Usually people use sharpie markers and put a dotted line on where they are disecting the slime, so you can do this or use another method.

Once this is done you will grab a normal knife, and kill the slime so it does not go through the pain of dissection. After this, cut the slime along the dotted line you put out, and grab that chunk when it is fully cut off.

Make sure to NOT eat the eyes, the eyes are filled to the brim with poison that will burst out in your stomach acids when it dissolves, so make sure to not do that.
How to cook the slime
This one can be a little wierd.

You will want to store the slime chunk in a small jar for a day or so.

This process is needed to have a good tasting slime because some cells that run in the slimes body, slimeioli cells which is the name of the cells in question, have a bad effect of taste on the slimes body, and if the slime is alive it will reproduce and thrive in the slime, so you will have to kill these cells which will infact die within one day if the slime is not alive.

Now, back to the topic, you will have to put it in a pan and cook it from there for around 254 degrees. The amount of time you would need to cook that with would be around 5-10 minutes or so. Make sure to shake and flip the slime, like pancakes. Add a plort of some kind to the slime in question.

If you were going to put a type of fruit in it to have a nice fruity flavor, right around 3 minutes would be the best time to put it in if your cooking it for around 10 minutes.

Popular recipes for slime
Well, if you want to have a good flavor for the slime here are popular recipes for slimes.

Honey Fortune

You will need-
A honey slime
A tabby slime plort
2 mint mangos
2 tablespoons of sugar
And a tablespoon of salt

You will need to cook the slime in question, while doing this throw in a tabby plort and 2 fresh mint mangos. Now after it is done cooking and slightly cooled you need to add the salt before the sugar, mix it in the slime and then add the sugar, stirring it around until it is ready to eat.

Hunted Predator

You will need-
A hunter slime
A hunter plort
hen hen wings
hen hen legs

Now first, before anything you need to put the hen wings and legs in the slime, now adding the slime plort while your cooking it as well. This is one of the most simplest recipes because you only need to add the ingredients and cook it and it is done.
12 Comments
axoslug 15 Oct @ 10:18pm 
ima put just a few shakes of salt on it
yeah thats right! just a few.
:steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty::steamsalty:
axoslug 14 Oct @ 7:44pm 
now time to go up to a slime and just go


To snap the sinew, I want
To get within you, I want
To not forgive you
Rigor mortis, mold and mildew
But dear, you should be grateful
That I won't waste a good meal
That all my love's precision
Carves a cut to simply die for
To snap the sinew, I want
To get within you, I want
To scar the tissue
Butterfly and rectify you
I need to be your afterlife
Eucharist, I deify
God, oh, f(censor)k the fork and knife
I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite!
axoslug 14 Oct @ 7:40pm 
ooh can i butterfly a flutter slime (sr2)
axoslug 14 Oct @ 7:36pm 
never try to do this with a lucky slime because one time i did and i got lead poisoning (dont blame me i diddnt know newbuck coins were made of 25% lead)
TSchep 5 Mar, 2023 @ 4:45pm 
and a tablespoon of salt :steamsalty:
TSchep 5 Mar, 2023 @ 4:33pm 
I tried Honey Fortune and it is SOOO good :steamthumbsup:
TSchep 5 Mar, 2023 @ 4:31pm 
all slimes that click on this guide: :slimescared::slimescared::slimescared::slimescared::slimehungry: (oops i misclicked sorry slimes)
TSchep 5 Mar, 2023 @ 4:28pm 
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Cacti Octopi  [author] 9 Jan, 2022 @ 8:06pm 
Good
TreeRex11 9 Jan, 2022 @ 4:16pm 
I know ;-; ;-; :steamsad: