RimWorld

RimWorld

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Assuming a spherical cow
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Mod, 1.0, 1.1, 1.2, 1.3, 1.4, 1.5
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25 Sep, 2020 @ 6:51pm
18 Mar @ 3:48pm
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Assuming a spherical cow

Description


Cows and bulls are spherical and frictionless.

No other functional changes. No changes to other animals.



Q. Do they walk on their udders?
A. All rimworld cows walk on their udders.

Q. Do they roll?
A. Rolling requires friction.

Q. CE compatible?
A. Yes.

Q. Why?
A. If you google "assuming a sph", the first suggested autocomplete is "Assuming a spherical cow"

Q. Does this come with a vacuum?
A. No, but feel free to use SOS2 and shove them through an airlock!



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42 Comments
Zylleon  [author] 13 Mar @ 5:23pm 
Updated for 1.5
SativaH. 26 Oct, 2023 @ 12:53pm 
great mod:steamthis:
greensniperhat 11 Aug, 2022 @ 6:58am 
I meant, not as a reskin (re-orb?) of vanilla cows, but as their own species?
Zylleon  [author] 11 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54am 
This version is standalone
greensniperhat 8 Aug, 2022 @ 10:43pm 
any standalone version? I've made my own, but it's for 1.0.
d0n41dth3gr34t 22 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07pm 
think of it this way, the more groovy you are, the more friction you cause
Blaze Firehoof 3 Mar, 2022 @ 3:53pm 
@Reianor they are frictionless, meaning they'll slide around. they don't phase through solid matter. if you slip on ice you have very low friction, but you still impact it. it having no friction doesn't mean it'd somehow magically move dirt and rock aside :p
loklan 4 Aug, 2021 @ 1:05am 
@Reianor only in a universe with a z axis, which rimworld lacks.
Reianor 30 Jul, 2021 @ 7:33am 
This is a fraud.
If they are indeed frictionless how do they not "phase" into the ground?
One of the sources of friction is collision. No friction means there can be no collision either.
Frictionless cow = cow that falls down all the way into the middle of the earth's core.
It would also be in immediate threat of starvation and suffocation. Because both food and oxygen would just “phase” though it as well. Not that there's any food or oxygen down at the earth core... But whatever it DID have inside before becoming frictionless would not stay inside.
Never underestimate friction...

… and boredom... cus why else would I be posting all this???

Man, I gotta finish building my mod list fast, lest it drives me insane...
SheTheTDE 5 Jul, 2021 @ 2:20am 
@sormly500: kinda wish they had an alien creature name so I could imagine they were the cows of the planet