Rising Storm 2: Vietnam

Rising Storm 2: Vietnam

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How 2 take Fun-base Georgina 4 L3v3l 50s: The Anniversary 0f Autism
By Femcel Researcher
It has been one year since you've tried to take Fun-Base Georgina, and you are still sucking because you still haven't followed my elite gaymer plans! So it's okay, 1LT Rud E. Gay, since now that you are Level 50, you can definitely win the match for once in your life! I'll teach you how to get the most kills in your entire life by using my power of explosion and napalm expertise. There will never again be the evil old men who take our god-given right to eat exotic foods and fornicate with Asian women! Today, you will become a man that Uncle Sam always wanted you to be! I, Boom Expert Megumin/Yuuko, will bestow thy knowledge for you to be the good, the bad, and the ugly! (OSTs included at the bottom of the guide)
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Prologue: The Doctrine of the Big One Himself, God.
YOU HAVE GONE SOFT, AND GOD NO LONGER HAS A HARD ON FOR YOU. BEFORE WE CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES, WE MUST APOLOGIZE TO THE BIG ONE HIMSELF, AND HAVE GUNNERY SERGEANT HARTMAN LEAD YOU BACK TO THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW PATH.
NOW HOW CLOSE DO WE DROP SUPPORTS?
Behind the point, far enough to kill tunnels and...
COWARD TALK! YOU ARE HERE TO KILL AND SEND AS MANY CUMMY COMMIES TO THE GREAT BEYOND! I DO NOT CARE ABOUT TEAMKILLS IF THEY ARE BELOW 6, NOR DO I TRULY EVER FEEL SORRY FOR WHAT I DID TO THOSE LEVEL 14 FNGS. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
Here, you are all equally worthless if you can't consistently get 60 kills on Georgina. I do not care if you are a weeb, a mute, a poster of low effort content, or a history buff. Therefore, I am adding 200% anime to this guide due to the feedback in the first comment section.
GOD SAVE AMERICA AND ANIME.
Prologue Part II: Cooldowns, Supports, and You.
You will learn how to press these buttons the right way, and you will kill liek the ELITE GAYMER YOU WERE MADE TO BE.
Wasn't this part of the last guide?
By God, if I don't put my pee pee inside your skull by the end of this, I will never forgive myself. The cooldowns are so short on this map that if I see you hold your supports for anytime above 30 seconds, then I'll pull a Tiger Woods and beat my wife due to the massive outrage of your cowardice.

  • Recon Plane: 2 minute cooldown, takes 9 seconds to call in and comes in 17 seconds later, it spots enemy who move, and is a plane that flies in circles. Too bad we had to take a call from the Make-a-wish foundation to let a diabetic child fly it. The kid's blood pressure rises when he goes too high and refuses to fly up to F. Just like the kid, the plane is allergic to flying explosive epi-pens.



  • Spooky AC-47: 233 second cooldown or 3:53 minutes. Takes 23 seconds to call in, and 21 seconds before it shoots. The plane must be from Wisconsin because it turns all the VC to swiss cheese. Fat ass miniguns go brrrr and VC git mad and votekick TL.



  • Artillery: 233 second cool down or 3:53 minutes. Takes 21 seconds to call in, and 9 seconds before it falls down. Filled with Megumin's special sauce and pounds of explosive material, it's used to blow stuff with violent force like your girlfriend and Tyrone next door. It's ok. Invincible to flying epi-pen bombs.


  • Napalm: 5:50 minute cooldown or 350 seconds. Takes 23 seconds to call in, and 15.5 seconds to drop (depending on the mark and map). Use jet technology to drop my famous hot chili recipe on the yellow meat. It's fire. Fire lasts around 5 seconds. Don't run into fire. Allergic to flying epi-pen bomb.


  • Mass Deployment: 2 minute cooldown. Spawn all the dead people either at the regular spawns or their SLs. Press N to do it away from the radio. The power of marijuana is used to resurrect the dead. Unlike the Viet Cong, you use the Squad Leads (or Midwives) to deliver massive amounts of Reinforcements (Babies). The US Spawn system is just polygamy.

    You also give a 1.25% capping boost when you are on the point for those who want to live on the dangerous side.
Chapter 1: Alpha (Male)

If you seriously have a problem at A, you need to re-evaluate the team's possibility of success.
Usually, I drop my standards and expectations pretty low. But, if a team can't take A, it's a clear sign you are in for a real bad time. It's pretty self explanatory where you should drop support, so I didn't even put it on there. I hope that your G.E.D allows you to think this one through and select the right mark.

TL;DR: Your team is super ♥♥♥♥ if they can't take A within 2 minutes. God save your soul.
Chapter 2: Bravo (for getting past one of the easiest caps in the game, congrats)
Welcome to Bravo. Bravo getting past Alpha. You sure must be good at this game.

Generally speaking, the flanks don't exactly matter to a fault. It still needs to be occupied by at least a couple people, but it doesn't need multiple squads. Usually, they just handle themselves. If it gets bad, I'd suggest people that people are shooting them at the flanks, and they usually get kill-whory and start to go there.

The real problem with B is the fact that there is a tunnel directly underneath the cap. Here, we can destroy 2 birds with 1 stone. Arty, Napalm, and Spooky on the Megumin Mark™ will wipe where most of them usually reside when holding the point while forcing the enemy TL's ambush to stay inside the tunnel for troops to eventually push and kill them in.

If you use your supports effectively, you could possibly kill an ambush after a support by dropping another support when all the VC try to get out of the tunnel like lemmings.
Chapter 3: Charlie (sucks) (and is bad at the game) (and eats testicles)
Usually most Firebase Georgina maps will go like this, but that isn't always the case, so let's talk about the first situation first.

You can generally get the mark at the back of C by spamming around the back trees of C. You'll also want a radioman since some VC like to camp the tunnel and jerk off to Hanoi Hannah.

The mark presented before you is like a golden cow.
This mark is great with everything, and should be spammed for max amount of kills until one of two thing happen.
A: They fall back because your team and your arty support has drained them to a point where F is there only chance.
B: 5/6 of the enemy team is dead and has been for the past 30-40 seconds due to combo supports, and your team ends up capping.


But, what tends to happen after around 25-40 TL kills is THE FLIPPY DIPPY:

The enemy team relocates their tunnels to your weakest flank, and the mark that used to be good dries up.
The simple solution is to find a new mark by spamming the trees on the weakest flank to get a good mark again.
Just keep spamming supports until most of them are dead. The team should be able to push into the cap when its a 24 vs 10.
Step 1: Then tell them to spam nades like cavemen. Step 2: $$$.

P.S: There is usually a sniper in the treehouse on the back of C that might spawn kill your troops later down the road. Usually, saying "Check the treehouse for a sniper." will get a veteran player to kill that guy.
Chapter 4: Delta (♥♥♥♥, it stands for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ or let your mom die? Answer in the comments below.)
Delta is a pretty standard point. Usually teams stack one flank or another. Use recon to figure that out, and bombard it to your heart's content.
Teams usually don't have a problem with Delta, but sometimes teams go monkey brain and don't go to point. Eventually they get to OBJ, Enemy TL ambushes, some FNG/Combat engi throws explosive, and you move onto E.
Marks can be moved more towards C and closer to point due to VC teams that push farther up than anticipated.

Chapter 5: (Sound) Echo (of me clapping VC cheeks.)
THEY COME FROM THE WATERFALL.
But wouldn't they come from the back of the point?
SAY IT WITH ME. THEY COME FROM THE WATERFALL.
They come from the waterfall.

Some teams will forgo this point and set up at F. Some teams will try to hold it.

I am not joking when I say this. The VC will not come from behind the point. They will come from the forest behind the waterfall. You need to put support on the trees that are behind said waterfall. The arty, napalm, and spooky all work great there, but if you put it on the point, nothing will happen.
Arty does not go through buildings, nor does napalm, but the spook does. Regardless, there are only 3-4 in the back huts of E. The rest shoot at your team from that waterfall.

There will end up being a pissed off SL who got killed and takes his squad to Pot-Shot Hill on the left flank. It's good to keep the VC off of the hill and combat some of the guys who shoot down from F to E. Encourage them in their rage.

THIS IS A SEMI-POPULAR SPOT FOR LOCKDOWN. SO IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO GET PAST THIS POINT.
Chapter 6: Foxtrot (Fun-Base Georgina, The Base of Death and Destruction and the Confederate Flag)
Welcome to the Fun-Base Georgina.

You can get the mark at the end of the E cap. You just gotta go ontop of the waterfall on the right and aim for a grey roof. There you go.
THIS IS AN ARTY AND SPOOKY MARK. NAPALM WILL MISS THE FIREBASE COMPLETELY.
You use your napalm on any of the dumbass SL marks that look like they will kill your team. They usually don't and the bombs land on firebase itself.

Spam your supports like a madman. Your team will push up to the point like lemmings, but eventually they'll take a bunker. Continue until the enemy team is dead, or your team caps the point.

Sometimes, your team will go full lemming mode and have everyone push up the middle. This is very, very bad. The VC will take up both flanks and create a killzone that is ticket draining at the very least, and catastrophic at most. You got to tell them that somebodies shooting us on the flanks, and that we need to take care of it blah blah blah. Some people will go there and handle it.

After the entire Firebase has been nuked, you have finished the game. You have won.
Epilogue: Congratulations!


You did it. You lead your team to victory, and killed the commie menace once and for all. You are a hero, but are you happy? Did you sacrifice actual time and effort reading this? Was it truly worth it? You are wasting time, aren't you? Not only reading my guide, but also playing this game? This game was something fun to me long ago, when I was like you. It was a fun experience when I got my first kills with arty and napalm, or when I first did a fake spooky that worked. It was so fun, and I enjoyed it. After 1,600 hours, and 200 hours on Southern TL, I feel like some old, washed up guy on the side of the road seeing you youngsters enjoy yourselves. I envy you so much. I still love the game, but it's my time to take the backdoor in a soft, silent exit. I've overstayed my welcome, and it's time for me to leave. The level 25's will become lvl 50s and soon become 99s. It's is fast world, too fast for me. Do you understand? Do you? There is a little more time left in this game, and no old ass copypasta will do it justice.
Do you know why I played so much commander? Was it for the people I played with or the enemy I faced? I can't lie to you anymore.

Why do you play commander?

I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really...
I was alive.
OST: Soundtrack for the Individuals who read this.
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Actual Boomer
Credits and Image Sources
Thank you for reading the guide! Make sure to Liek, Favorite, and leave a comment that I will look at eventually. Make sure to check out my previous guide as well. https://steamproxy.net/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1827363067

Pictures used:
Miku Picture: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/83378073
UN Girl: https://twitter.com/Xandier59/header_photo
M14 pictures:
GFL
https://twitter.com/kionkun1/status/1263998077897187328?s=20
https://www.reddit.com/r/girlsfrontline/comments/hiru7b/m14_wants_you_to_be_happy/ (Original source is gone)
Megumin: https://twitter.com/ron307121/status/908494620765462528
Konosuba
King of the Hill
RS2 Wiki for the Fire Support Pictures

5 Comments
KTDsss 16 Sep, 2020 @ 7:56am 
M14 best girl
Zamion128 3 Sep, 2020 @ 9:52pm 
way to much weeb stuff to be a trusted guide. Hes clearly not working on the US forces side......
Director 28 Aug, 2020 @ 11:37am 
Very cool, maybe now i can win on funbase for the glory of big ole anime titties
Fonzy 26 Aug, 2020 @ 3:21am 
This is why i think you are gay.
Punished FMJ 26 Aug, 2020 @ 1:04am 
This...This is weeb trash, this is shit, this is one of the worst things my fake level 43 eyes have ever seen. And I've seen my own servers dressed up in piss in shit so I can hide in bushes like the pussy I am...

10/10