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The Very Big Plank

Have you ever thought, "Wow, the plank is a pretty big weapon, but boy do I wish it was 7.5 times bigger"? Well boy do I have good news for you!

This mod adds the Plaaaaaank, a plank that is... 7.5 times bigger!
Contrary to what that creepy guy at the bar says; it isn't always about the motion of the ocean, it's also about gargantuan size! Bigger IS better!

"Gee willikers, mod maker, how do I get in on this here "big plank?""
Shut the hell up and listen, okay? I'm trying to explain it!
You want one of these bad boys? You head to a nice shop right outside of the Hub! You'll know it when you see it. Unfortunately, these weapons are over a thousand years old; every single one is covered in rust, but still useful with their huge length.

You want a more powerful version? Well, there's legends of a man who once carried a Cross made Plaaaaaank... you'll have to talk to the Very Big Plank trader to find out more.

JUST WATCH THE VIDEO TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THE MOD ENTAILS.

Not only does this mod also add a weapon, a shop that sells them, and an NPC who has a meitou Plaaaaaaank, but there's also a special secret to those who can find it. As a hint: it's related to the NPC who currently carries the meitou plaaaaaaank

This is a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, if that wasn't obvious enough, but it also has some fairly legitimate content with the involved NPC