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Colony Lost - Flying Chair

Behold! The great and powerful flying chair as seen on Colony Lost! Watch as it overwhelms its foes with the incredible firepower combination of two gatling guns and a rocket launcher. Be amazed by its unprecedented durability, which allows it to survive at least two bullets and extremely minor impacts. Light up the sky with a spotlight that totally isn't blocked by the person sitting in the chair. Look through the camera at the front before it gets immediately destroyed by quite literally anything. Take care that you don't overturn it because it has zero thrust in that direction. Also be sure to fuel it because it needs every reactor and if you have the colony lost mods you should really replace the reactors with something stronger. This version is completely vanilla. Have fun!

Ok, that was a lot of fun to write. I hope you read this, because I am openly stating that the above description is intended to be sarcastic and silly, if you haven't guessed already. Having the chair in game was more fun though, and led to a great deal of hilarity... and destruction, usually destruction of the chair itself. There have been almost as many chair deaths as with Muffins the Courier Drone, except I didn't quite keep track of how many of these there were. More than 10 though, definitely, probably. I hope you have as much fun with these things as the colony team has. Enjoy!

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