The Get-Back-to-Work Light!

Whether you're slaving away for minimal pay or doing your darndest to slack every time the boss isn't looking, The Get-Back-to-Work Light is the illuminator of choice for the discerning employee. Press the button for instant light shining to reveal the mountain of poor choices you've made leading up to this job. For the ultimate in off-the-cuff confinement, hook the light on any surface to symbolize the everlasting rut that has become your occupational imprisonment.

The Get-Back-to-Work Light. Because you're not worth it.