Bit of an ugly little duckling, isn't it? This one should horrify other road users a little less, at least until they slam into it at full speed because it blended into all the other depressing grey bricks around here....

It probably blends in with the other ones. I didn't actually check. That's the sort of pervasive lack of care that brought down Communism, I guess....

It occurs to me, having done this, that I should have written some slogans or pasted some stars or hammers and sickles or something along the side. Sounds like work, though....

Someone's gotta get Apartment Block #94 built, and, well, a ride on this thing at least beats spending a long shift indoors at the racism factory....

Ideal for pretending the bright, optimistic future you're building is somewhere that isn't a frozen hellscape six months of the year....

Stop 27 for the Blue Line. New Soviet Ladies & Gents only on the Blue Line, please....

It's 1972. There are eighteen million, four hundred and ninety-four thousand, five hundred and seven workers ahead of you in the queue to purchase a Volga. There are thirty-five million, eight hundred and eleven thousand, four hundred and eight peasants ah...

Improve your citizens' health outcomes by shipping them off to their jobs at the pollution factory in pleasing forest tones....