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Longer Long Cleaver
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Longer Long Cleaver

Description
Are you tired of telling shek girls that your Long Cleaver's length isn't 17?
Do paladins annoy you with their inflated Combat Cleavers, which only have 19 length?
Cannibals stopped raiding you because you don't satisfy them anymore as an opponent?

Then we have a solution for you! Simply download this mod and all your problems will go away, no Inquisitor will give you smug looks no more.

BUT I'M NOT DONE YET!
Download now and you will get Plank and Topper enlargement pills FOR FREE!
Side effects may include Combat Cleaver dysfunction and Paladin's Cross deterioration
Okay, so, I got tired of Long Cleaver being as short as a Longsword despite having 25 length, so I made it as long as Nodachi and Topper. But since while I was there i've cut Combat Cleaver's 15% length bonus because with it's 19 length it shoudn't be as long as Nodachi. Also i've resized Plank (0.9 - 1), Topper (0.9 - 1), Horse Chopper (1 - 1.1) and Paladin's Cross (1.05 - 1)
All of those changes are purely visual, they do not affect weapon's reach

Mods used is screenshots:
Noble's New Clothes
Weapons look metallic
Missing Sheath Weapons
64 Comments
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Jake 8 Apr, 2023 @ 10:15pm 
This has to be one of the most hilarious mod descriptions I've ever read
Eefbrgr 25 Mar, 2023 @ 11:19am 
Hilarious. Downloaded XD
Punisher 4 Oct, 2022 @ 8:10am 
looks like a Pen**s enlargement ad LOL
wideterry 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:05pm 
Ya know the small cleavers are actually the perfect size really the other ones wouldn't really fit in your sheathe I mean the "short" one even though it is in all honestly still pretty big probably lasts a lot longer in battle and is really trying to kill you also it probably has a great personality I think that you just have REALLY big hands
Demnon 23 Jun, 2022 @ 9:15am 
Vanilla plank was nice look, no need to increase plank size, because small characters have problem with pierce the ground texture of his plank or axe, other changes look great.
Green.Vicky✙ 9 May, 2022 @ 5:35pm 
This is genius. Wonderful humor
Fat Sock 3 May, 2022 @ 4:41pm 
the plank looks shorter in the after picture, is this intentional?
Rary_The_Traitor 10 Feb, 2022 @ 9:55pm 
This mod is soo good worked like a charm:steamthumbsup:
Red Purger 22 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm 
This UGLY son of a GARRU is chopping SUPER HUNGRY BANDITS and basically, you're a flatskin.
How?
Download to find out
A-1 Abdullah 26 May, 2021 @ 10:30pm 
I find it funny these giant fuck off swords can just get straight up one handed at a high enough skill with hackers, its even funnier now that its as long as a frag axe lmao.