Hi and thank you for coming to my guide. Today I will be educating you on how to become halo, the main character of the cult classic video game series; Super Mario Brothers.

To channel your inner Halo, you'll first need to make sure you cover the basics of being a healthy human being. Two week neckbeard, 4 day natural shower free musk, and only the most healthy meals of Doritos and Mountain Dew.

Next you'll need to get into contact with the people you played this game with previously, about 10 years ago. If you can't find xXc00chsl4yer420Xx, or find that he's passed away, his next of kin will have to do. Remember Reach.

Now once you've finished installing Halo: Reach, you'll need to go straight into the campaign, Legendary, all skulls, blindfolded, and it's actually you're little brother playing. Now once you beat the entire campaign like that without a single death, you are then allowed to play the multiplayer for real.

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART:

After you kill another player, ended his life, sent him to his early grave, and robbed his mother of his love, you need to be respectful. Walk over his corpse, look deep into that mans eyes, and then AGGRESSIVELY TEA-BAG HIM. It's a sign of great respect.


If you have REACHed this part of the guide, then congrats, you are halo guy.

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