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Wise, Old Tommy Wiseau

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Changes the Desperado voice into Tommy Wiseau from The Room.

Death;
"I'm going to take a nap"

Attack;
"Hey everybody!"
"I have an announcement to make"

Brag;
"Anything for my princess"
"That's life"
"If alot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live"
"I don't have to worry about that, because Lisa is loyal to me"
"You can love someone deep inside your heart, and there is nothing wrong with it"

Cover;
"It seems to me like you're an expert, mark"
"I'm so happy I have you as my best friend and I love Lisa so much"
"You are part of my life, you are everything. I could not go on without you, Lisa"

Coward;
"Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheeeeeeeep"
"Hahaha, chicken, peter, you're just a little chicken"

Draw;
"You ♥♥♥♥♥!"
"You little tramp"

Enemy Sighted;
"Oh hi, Mark"
"Oh hi, Denny"
"Hi, doggy"

Fighting Talk;
"Shoot, Denny"
"Why did you do this? You know better, right? Why?"
"Since when do you give me orders?"
"I did not hit her, It's not true, it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I did not hit her! I did not"
"How could you do this to me?"

Shut Up;
"You drive me crazy"
"How can they say this about me... I don't believe it"

Fistfight;
"Don't touch me, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, get out"
"Thank you, Holly(?). This is a beautiful party, you invited all my friends. Good thinking!"
"How dare you talk to me like that?"

Give Loot;
"I would do anything for my girl"
"The bank saves money, and they are using me, and I am the fool"
"Don't worry about it"

Go;
"Get out! Get out! Get out of my lfie!"

Howl;
"Why, Lisa, why, why?"

Laugh;
"heh heh, you think about everything, haha"
"Hahaha, what a story, Mark"

Gold;
"Everybody betrayed me, I don't have a friend in the world"
"Everybody betrayed me, I'm fed up with this world!"

Need A Weapon;
"Why? Why is this happening to me? Why?"
"Why, Lisa? Why, Lisa? Please, talk to me, please"

No;
"No"
"You must be kidding, aren't you?"

No Enemy;
"Bye, Denny"
"You know what they say, love is blind"

Objective;
"She was so beautiful, and I say "Hi" to her- heh- that's how we met"
"That ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ told me that I would get it within three months"
"Well, the interesting part is that on our first date, she paid for dinner"

Reloading;
"Anyway, how is your sex life?"

Retreat;
"You are tearing me apart, Lisa!"
"You're lying, I ??(Barely/ Nearly) hit you"
"I treat you like a princess, and you stab me in the back"
"How could you ??( I don't speak Wise)

Wait;
"In a few minutes, ♥♥♥♥♥"
"I don't drink, you know that"
"You must be crazy, I can't drink this"

Pass The Whiskey;
"I'm tired, I'm wasted. I love you, darling"
"You're right, it tastes good"

Whiskey Pass;
"You're very welcome, Denny, and keep in mind, if you have any problems, talk to me, and I will help you"

Whiskey Ask;
"Are you ok, Denny?"

Yeah;
"That's the idea"
"Whatever, I don't care"

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